Yeah, yeah, right, Britney Spears was getting out of her car with some God-awful ugly wedges on and she almost bit the dust, but that’s not even what I want to talk about here. I want to talk about what’s going on with girlfriend’s ankle. I know a lot of you are going to see that picture up there and say, “Gosh, Sarah, it looks like a brush-burn or a patch of psoriasis, or at the very least, CARPET RASH,” but this is where I’m about to correct you. See, this mystery funk made its debut back in December of 2011. Want proof? You got it. Here:
See? Did you think for a second that I was kidding? Because I wasn’t. The two photos right there were taken in December. You know, as in six months ago. The photo at the top of this post was taken last night. Literally. last. night.
I don’t know what’s going on with those ankles, there, girl, but maybe you should start to seek medical attention for it. Whatever it is, it looks no better than it did last year, and I’d be a little bit concerned by now if I were you.
Click the photos to enlarge, if you dare.