Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Charlie Sheen wants to bone Denise Richards all over again. [The Superficial]

More Taylor Swift-bashing courtesy of John Mayer. How I love this. [Lainey Gossip]

Confirmed: Gisele Bundchen pregnant with another angelic angel from angel-place. [Starpulse]

Jim Carrey bashes that chick he used to sleep with. Jenny McCarthy. Right. [TMZ]

Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole are probably hooking up. [Socialite Life]

Justin Bieber: “I’m like Michael Jackson.” [Seriously OMG]

10 Celebrity Couples Who Might Have Been. [The Frisky]

Olivia Wilde is one breakup away from being Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam]

Christian Bale is going to cut a bitch. [theBERRY]

RIP Ray Bradbury. [Pajiba]

Having sex is doing wonders for Kirsten Dunst‘s skin. [Yeeeah]

It’s official: Kate Upton is only hot because of her boobs. Evidence supplied. [IDLYITW]

Amber Rose Tweets her height and weight. [Hollywood Backwash]

Octomom’s stupid kids lost her the stupid stripping job. Stupid. [The Superficial]

Obama and Romney just wanna make you laugh, gurl. [Huff Po]

Beth Ditto’s new makeup line. [Hollywood PQ]

Drew Barrymore‘s wedding pictures. [Cele|bitchy]

Mariah Carey needs a wheelchair, stat. [Lainey Gossip]