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Charlie Sheen is on the Cover of Rolling Stone, is Definitely Not Sober

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Wait a second here. Holy what the f-ck in Photoshopping? Did anyone else completely notice the fact that Charlie Sheen’s head has either been blown up to epic proportions, or that maybe his head was ‘shopped onto the body of a fourteen-year-old boy instead? Because wow!

Anyway, Charlie Sheen sat down and talked to rolling Stone about his new show, ‘Anger Management’, and also dropped a few gems about how he’d still totally bone Denise Richards (thanks for that mental picture there, ugh), and how he still doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with having a “few drinks.”

Charlie Sheen on everything post-’Two and a Half Men’:

“Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he’s off on some fucking tour, there’s nothing ‘winning’ about any of that. I mean, how does a guy who’s obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial.”

Um. If Charlie Sheen of twelve months heard Charlie Sheen of today saying this shit, can you imagine what kind of God-knows-what would be hitting the fan right about now? Please.

Charlie on not exactly being sober:

“I mean, the shit works. Sorry, but it works. Anyway, I don’t see what’s wrong with a few drinks. What’s your drink? Tequila? Mine’s vodka. Straight, because I’ve always said that ice is for injuries, ha ha.”

And did you guys know that Charlie’s got a thing about feet? Because he does. But unfortunately for him, I’ve got a thing about teeth:

“I’ve not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they’re not. Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That’s bad, too.”

On wanting more ex-sex from Denise Richards:

“She still looks f-cking great. Do I want to [have sex with her]? Yeah! Does she? Don’t know.”

Sure, guys. This isn’t a guy that’s still completely off his rocker or anything. I mean, do you not remember this?

Or this?:

Because oh oh oh I do. Case and point.

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