Today's Evil Beet Gossip


Can you even believe it? Before the news has really hit anywhere, we have the exclusive that Angelina Jolie is pregnant and currently expecting her … I don’t know, what is this, her ninth kid? Tenth? Whatever. The thing that matters is that there are hungry children in the world and gay couples who aren’t allowed to marry yet, but Brad and Angelina are adding to the world’s population and planning a sure-to-be-stellar wedding event that’s going to cost what it’d take to feed a medium-sized country for a year probably going to happen before that tiny belly pops.

Congrats, guys!

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  • Hello there uh,well this love track here is for The lovely Gorgeous Sexy Angelic Sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie,& it is called How’s It Going Mam,& I wrote it to the Instrumental of a song called Battlezone using ma own lyrics/words,& Battlezone was originally sang by The rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,so here is ma love song for Sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie,that I & I wrote to the InstrumentaL,of Battlezone using ma own Lyrics/word,oh one more thing that I & I almost forgot to mention Sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie is that whenever ya see the word Bay-Bay,it means Baby

    Ma Song Title:How’s It Going Mam

    Ma Introduction Before Ma Chorus for the Gorgeous Mrs Angelina Jolie:

    Hey girl,how is Pitt?Live great,everyday,let’s getaway

    Ma Chorus for Sexy Gorgeous Mrs Angelina Jolie:

    In your city,I’m sure,it’s very cool,let’s not duel,babe,in swimming pools,we should chill,babe,I’m very cute,and so are you,Bay-Bay,so go out babe

    Ma Verse 1 for Mrs Angelina Jolie:

    In the place,of the world,girl,let’s go,yo,so,no,trashes allowed,no more,wars & foes,no more,shows,like those,that make you slow,slow in kindness,and no,more,things like hoes,tell Brad Pitt,hello,let’s talk on phones,you and I,so girl,you’re sexy,yo,hey so girl,hello,I’m just at home,just at home,in ma battlezone

  • I am happy for them both. She is a working woman who work to get where she is and to insult her because she has nannies does not give anyone the right to slander her for what she has achieved.

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