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Justin Bieber Could Go to Jail for Six Months

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It’s true. Justin Bieber, menace to society, could possibly be facing six months in jail. Of course, since all of us here are Lohanologists, we know that it won’t happen. Most celebrities who deserve jail will never see it, and if they do, it’s only for a couple of minutes. They’re far too precious for the cold, hard prison life. Besides, could you imagine Justin Bieber in prison? Yikes.

But the story is that the case of Justin beating up a photographer is going to be referred to prosecutors. Based on the knowledge I’ve gained from Law and Order: SVU, I can assure you that that means that things are getting serious.

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber ‘s brawl with a photog over the weekend isn’t going to just disappear … TMZ has learned the case WILL be referred to the L.A. County D.A. for possible criminal prosecution.

We’re told cops have already decided to refer the case to prosecutors, even though the investigation is far from complete.  They have requested to interview the Biebs, but he’s in Norway now.  It’s pretty typical for police to refer high-profile cases to prosecutors.

TMZ broke the story … Bieber’s a suspect for allegedly committing criminal batteryagainst a photog in Calabasas Sunday afternoon. The photog called 911 after the scuffle, but by the time cops arrived, the singer had split.

The pap was taken to a nearby hospital in an ambulance. He then filed a police report naming Bieber as the culprit.

If Bieber is charged and convicted, he’d face 6 months in jail.  But the photog faces an even worse fate — having to tell people Justin Bieber kicked his ass.

Even though we know how this will end up – no jail time, probably no conviction at all – this is interesting, isn’t it? Here’s what I think happened: Justin definitely threw some punches or some high kicks or something. There’s no other way to explain how he lost his shoes and his hat, or that raging look in his eyes. And obviously the photographer knew who he was dealing with, so I think he exaggerated his injuries in an attempt to get some of that Bieber money. That’s not far-fetched at all, is it? But then again, that theory means that the photographer was totally cool with pretending to be knocked out by Justin Bieber, and would that kind of humiliation be worth whatever money he could possibly get?

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  • OHHHH , NIGGER PLEASE WITH THIS DOPIE LOOKIN’ FAG MUT .

    NOBODY’S LETTING THEIR KIDS BUY ANY OF HIS SHIT .

    GET CLUE …

    • stfu with that nigger shit u stupid racist son of a nitch grow the fuck up and get it through your head that nigger means ignorant so i guess ur the stupid nigger huh

      • YOU TELL EM DESSA!!! THAT ASS WIPE IS A FULL BLOWN
        NIGGA WHEN YOU HAVE TO SPEAK AS IGNORANT AS THAT SON OF A BITC%

    • NO BODY SHOULD LET THERE KIDS LISTEN TO YOUR DUMB ASS IS WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A NIGGER IS……. NOPE I DIDN’T THINK SO !! BECAUSE IF YOU DID DUMB ASS YOU WOULDN’T OF SAID IT……….OH UNLESS YOU ARE THE STUPID NIGGER………OK I GET IT NOW. THATS ONE WORD YOU SHOULDN’T USE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR OR GET READY FOR WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY OR DO. SO WATCH IT!!!!

  • OK , FOLKS ..

    ARE WE NOT READING THE SIGNS !

    JOAN CRAWFORD EYE BROWS …. EARINGS …. MANIAC GLARE …COMB-OVER HAIR DOO …. PUBLIC MENACING…
    INTERRACIAL DATING …. STREET VIOLENCE ..

    MENTAL HOSPITAL TIME , DO YOU THINK ?!@#$

  • INTERRACIAL DATING … FAG LOOK …. JOAN CRAWFORD EYEBROWS … EARINGS .. MANIAC GLARE …. COMB-OVER

    JAIL TIME !!!!!

  • What a do-fee looking guy. Of course, he will get no jail time or anything else. Drama and publicity that’s all this is and laughs.

  • OK ,OK IT’S MY FAULT . AGAIN !

    HE’S MY OTHER SON : BEAVER EVIL …

    I KNEW HE’D BE TROUBLE , SO I ONLY LET YOU KNOW ABOUT SCOTT …

    IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT , I . I DON’T KNOW SCIENCE ..

  • i think that this is really bad for justin bieber to do but i would have done it if they kept doing it to mee eeverday x

    love you justin,

    bad boyyy and my husband <3;) xx

    • Layla, perhaps you “meant” to say; everyday…. Also, could you please explain what is different between the words “eeverday and everydaaay?” this just proves my point that The Biebs is slowly sucking the brains out of our youth. Stop listening to the devils midget and get yourself into remedial classes this summer.

  • THE BEAVER’S LOOKIN’ ALITTLE TENSE , WARD !

    OH , JUNE . . IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE CUJTTING DOWN HIS JOAN CRAWFORD EYEBROWS , AND THE GIRLS THINK HE’S A HOMO .

    I’LL HAVE WALLY TALK TO HIM .

    EDDIE HASKELL SAID HE’S GOING WITH A MEXICAN BECAUSJE THEY LIKE HOMOS …

    I THINK IT’S ALSO BECAUSE HE’S GOIN’ BALD AND THE COMB-OVER JOB IS LIKE REALLY OBVIOUS !!!

  • Wow, I Don’t think this Beautiful talented Boy Will Go to jail Like really every celebrity who has punched or slapped somebody hasn’t been to jail I Think. But Really i don’t think he’s going to jail I Love him,I’m in love with him so yeah i don’t know.D:

  • I think the photographer should have to wear a t-shirt that says “I got my ass kicked by Justin Bieber. That’s right – Justin Bieber!” How big a woose do you have to be to be beaten up by the J-boy?

    • Haha Ikr I Swear they always try to get him in jail these days.But you know he won’t so why bother.

      • Wow…the young and dumb is thick in here, isn’t it? I can’t believe these idiots are even bothering to correct someone else’s spelling when their own is so atrocious it’s nauseating!

    • you mean he got his ass fucked by Bieber, not kicked….

      cuz when bieber wants a man, he gets it by getting Violent.

      LOL Bieber is gay as fuck!

  • I think he’s nothing more than the music industry’s next offering to the prepubescent female demographic. A look at the majority of his fan base will confirm that. I noticed that lately he’s been trying to butch up his image, maybe trying to earn some “street cred”, but that ain’t gonna happen. He’s fronting, big time. The fact that he makes a lot of money only goes to prove that America is known for wasting it’s resources, especially when it comes to money. American Pop Culture is a disaster. The 60s and 70s were the “glory days” that will never again be repeated, and there’s nothing new under the sun. It’s all rehashed, repackaged bull chit.

  • Justin Bieber beating up someone? I’d be embarrassed to report that to police and I’m a girl! Besides, he probably has a legal team that rivals OJ’s. He’d never get arrested.

  • “Based on the knowledge I’ve gained from Law and Order: SVU, I can assure you that that means that things are getting serious.”

    Emily, I adore you.

    And while I would normally fake any sort of injury to get some Bieber money, I would not, out of respect for Selena Gomez, the GREATEST MUSICIAN THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. I mean, have you HEARD “Naturally” or “Love You Like A Love Song?” When people suggest that other songs are superior, I set those people on fire.

  • justins already getting a tour to colorado in janurary so he might of ruinded it for me and the colorado people

  • reading all these comments from the Bieber fans make me sick!

    What is so hot about this fag? He could not even handle a woman.

    Selena and you girls that love Bieber need to find a real man.

    I guess all the girls that are “in love” with that annoying loser are lesbo’s!

    I hope Bieber gets put in jail and finaly comes out that he is gay after he/she drops the soap.

  • nobody knows what happened that angered him everyone knows that the paparazzi harass the stars already killed by diana obessao with photos do not let them live the life

  • actually confuses a little boy’s sexuality because it is a nice sensitive guy romatico fragrant addition to being beautiful angel’s face He likes giving gifts to all and very caring
    That most men are not

  • ALL! Of you Justin Bieber haters just need to shut the fuck up because he has a bigger dick and balls then any of you will EVER! have so really just shut the fuck up!
    #TEAM BIEBER BABY!

    • Bieber has no dick! Rosie O’ Donald has a bigger dick then Justina Bieber.

      Only Bieber’s dildo dick collection is probley huge!

      Bieber is a cocksucking weak little faggot! Everyone knows it, except the immature little girls under 15.

      Bieber sings a song called Boyfriend, Bieber is trying 2 express his/her feelings and what he secretly wants!

      • you no what cj i dont no what the fuck u r talking about i bet justin bieber does have a bigger dick than u and alot of people i no thinks hes gay to cause all yall guys say so all of yall can get the girls and spoil girls mind thinking hes gay and this is to ALL the guys out their that sais he gay every one of yall son of a bitches r just jealous of him cause he gets all the girls and all the money

  • What ever all you just FUCKED UP!!! You just jelous cause he has a bigger dick then you and CJ your the one who plays with your dildo and sticks it up your fucking ass while you watch porno CAUSE YOU NEED HELP! So stop being so fucking jelous! You jelous punks!
    #TEAM BIEBER BABY!

    • Bieber is gay!

      BTW how do you know if he/she has a “big dick” or not? you must be looking up porno, here is a hint, if your searching for Bieber’s dick then type in the search bar “Gay Porno Bieber” and im pretty sure you would find what your looking for.

      BTW im not gay, I love women!

      oh your posting as “Anonymous” so whos the punk?

  • What ever all you just FUCKED UP!!! You just jelous cause he has a bigger dick then you and CJ your the one who plays with your dildo and sticks it up your fucking ass CAUSE YOU NEED HELP! So stop being so fucking jelous! You jelous punks!
    #TEAM BIEBER BABY!

  • OKAY!!! WUTEVA DUDE i mean seriously you really fucked up like fo realz so imma go now idk why i even got on this stupid site because its for people that dont have a life and before you say it I do have life and im anonymous so people wont know who i am get the hint anonymous stupid ass oh BTW i looked up on the internet women that have fucked up kids and your mom and you were #1
    #TEAM BIEBER BABY!

    • LOL All I can say is LOL!

      Bieber is a fag and your just upset that he is gay and he does not like girls!

      You really need 2 get layed and get all that agression out, your angry and obsessed.

      Ill bet your one of those immature girls that sent Selena a death threat.

      Bieber is gay!! just like the sky is Blue!

  • UMM! Like seriously I’m 17 so no I’m not some little immature girl and I am not obessed it just upsets me that everyone thinks hes gay like seriously i could catch a person on video doing something wierd and call them gay stupid bitch and I think selena deserves justin because she very pretty so how do you fell stupid fuck ass bitch!
    #TEAM BIEBER BABY!

  • Listen people I really don”t think it right to sent Justin Bieber to prison he may do because fotografers are so ANNOYING they want to know every second detail on celebs and well they need privasy to really and well Justin Bieber need privasy to really so he has the right to do that and Selena Gomez don’t have to care ecause he is protecting her as well so Justin they can’t do that

    Love you very much as a friend
    The Evil Angel

  • Well, if beaver has bigger dick and balls then us, why doesn’t he sign up for the armed service..? Why doesn’t he come over here to Afghanistan and we will see who has bigger balls haha. He’s a lil bitch boy and you girls who “claim” to love him are ignorant. Plus, since he’s in PUBLIC and is being “harassed” by paparazzi gives him the right to punch a photographer in the face.. As if he’s above the law? Get a fucking clue, he isn’t shit, can’t write lyrics for shit, and deserves to go to jail for 6 months at least

  • ‘all talk shit about J. B. but what I see is 82, no, make that 83 fuckin comments, lol!!! This is the most I’ve seen since f\I found this site! JB in jail? Is it possible to make gay, gay-er?

  • I have to admit, reading all those comments was very entertaining…
    But here are some simple FACTS for everybody:
    _ when you decide to be famous, you agree that your privacy will take a big hit!
    _ being a paparazzi is a job, so it is a normal thing to try to snatch every piece of story/moment they can get from a famous person!
    _ Justin Bieber, due to his current success, is too valuable for the business guys to get thrown in jail!

    So, as a simple conclusion, here’s the FACT for you, “Beliebers”:
    >>> Justin is just too young to control his actions/emotions, he easily forgot that being famous has its disadvantages (no privacy being one of the biggest one)… he is talented, but still lacks maturity!

    And the FACT for you, haters:
    >>> You won’t see Justin in jail so soon… he is also not gay, you are jealous and the worst part is that you are in denial!

    But eventually, the day will come when Justin will be dwarfed by new talents (cuz it always happens in the musical business). And when that day will come, if he still makes mistakes, be sure that he’ll spend some time in The Big House and nobody won’t protect him!

  • It’s amazing the amount of ignorance on this page.

    Not saying that he is, but if he was, why is it a bad thing to be gay? And why is it that people jump all over someone for using the ‘N’ word, but say nothing when the word ‘fag’ is thrown around time after time?

    I’ll shadow Le Francais’s comment that when you become famous that you lose a certain amount of your privacy. If people have a problem with the paparazzi, stop buying the magazines that feature that celeb’s likeness. As everyone is away of, demand drives profits.

    As an American does it sicken me that the laws of the common man do not apply to the rich and famous? Absolutely. Does it surprise me in the least? Not at all.

    But at the end of the day (and my 3 paragraph comment) does what happen to bieber effect my day to day life in the least? Not at all. I will continue to go to work, be a cog in the machine, and inch slowly towards my inevitable demise.

  • THIS KID IS FUCKING GAY!!!! HES A LITTLE FAG WHO WILL NEVER GET LAID IN HIS LIFETIME. IN LIKE A YEAR FROM NOW IM GONNA WATCH HIS BIOGRAPHY AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF WHEN IT SAYS HE GOT RAPED IN JAIL! LMAO!!!

  • LOL, that does not make any sence! how can i use the Vaccum if I don’t have a dick?

    just proves that you are an immature pre-teen or teenager that has not had s_e_x education yet…

    Ill bet you suck like a vaccum, your nick name should be “Hoover”

    no shut up and go play with your dolls.

  • Bit late in posting, but I kind of felt I had to :)

    Two things:
    I’m by no means a good speller, but shit, the spelling and grammar on most of these posts is appalling!
    Sure, some of you have the excuse that English is not your first language but as for the rest of you, hang your collective heads in shame! Some posts are so incoherent you’d have got better results by mashing the keyboard with your foreheads.

    Second, I was going to make a cruel joke about Bieber getting his anal cherry popped in prison, but then I remembered he hangs around with Usher.

    • I have no love for Boy Bieber… but in everything I have seen of him, he is extremely gracious and respectful, to the point where it’s almost annoying.

  • Hey i dont blame him i would have knocked the HELL out of the person that pisses me off .Some times paparazzi take pictures that you didnt even know about.BY the way Justin Bieber and me have the same initials .Juliana B. Justin B. J.B J.B .I love him . Not enough to go CRAZY.Like his songs. Many people say bad things about him but they dont even know him so SHUT THE fuck up and get to know better before you open your mouth and start talking smack about him.Even though if he made a mistake its okay HUMANS make mistakes , also everything in the internet is not true . So he probably wont go to jail.

  • Personally, I don’t think he’ll end up going to jail. Even if he does, he’s got the money to get bailed out. He’d be there for an hour at the most and someone would be there to save his pretty boy butt. And saying this, yes, I am a fan of him. I have been from the beginning. A lot of celebrities get in trouble for something this like and rarely does it actually hurt them in the end. I’m not too worried about him or his career. If anything, he’ll get more publicity from this and people who thought he was a wimpy, little kid might actually start liking him. I understand why he did it. Do I think it was smart or would I have actually hit the pap? No, probably not, but I see why he did. His privacy is always being taken away. Isn’t that expected as a celebrity though? Yes, it is. There is a limit though. Sometimes the paps just go too far. I’m assuming that’s what happened here, and I don’t think he’ll end up getting any bad repercussions from this.

    • If it friday a weekend in PC which means he wouldn’t even see a inmates. I thought their was a cell block that had ex-police officer who did bad thing like taking bribes and stuff like that. I know in iowa their is. Their also a place called fort des moines were you can work but you have to be sign out by someone from your buniess or your family. You have a little bit more freedom their. their alway moving inmates around.

      • you do notice you are defending someone who does not or will ever know you ?? also, i bet he would not give two shits about you going to jail so why defend him? i hate justin beiber too by the way

      • only people that like just bieber are fags and lesbions..he aint talented there are far better waiting to replace his lame ass little girl..he will be replaced and yesterdays news one day..grow up and face it

  • Justin Bieber beaten up that photographer because he was being mean to Selena Gomez, he wouldn’t do it for no reason!!

  • bieber has always had ass—-perations and will finally land one of his top roles in prison. getting to be a big girl in the big bad ass domitory for toothless waywards. As aunt bee says: Oh Andy! you didnt even taste that apple pie before giving it to opie! but aunt bee, pa always does the tasting like a government employee kissing up to a

  • dirty sanchez o n the mound at wrigley field. moooooooooooooooo says the crowd…moooo please to the fattie teachers that need tax payers money. and remember those that can……..do………….those that cant……teach

  • Omg I want to go to jail to make love to her ,that’s what she needs ,were’s Sandusky, he would make a great roomie for her hahahah shower anyone ???

  • i don’t think he should have to go jail for pushing that men
    he not been in face taking pix of selena gomze and justin b should
    besause.

    • I have no idea what you just commented. why dont you try actually speaking english. what does “hes not been in face taking pix of selena gomze” mean?

  • I just wish he would wear his pants on his ass instead of under it. It is prison fashion. He has never been in prison, and he may never be. But for Goodness sakes pull your pants up. You’re not cool, you’re Canadian.

  • i personally agree with julianna, and those who say that justin deserves to go to jail SHUT THE FUCK UP, i would say if someone makes you angry YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE FUCKING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM/HER and besides it feels great to do so

  • I’m writing from prison and I know JB is gonna be here soon to give us all a BJ. By the time we finish with him, you’ll be able to park a 747 and three 18 wheelers in his colon.

  • justin needs to chill i meani love him but are u for reall he thinks he soo so o cool and ha wants to be a bad boy no one likes it

  • justin bieber is fit and sexy but i also like cameron boyce if u don’t know who he is then search his name he’s sooooooo hot

  • Wow I can’t beileive he almost went to jail well actually I’m not shocked because a lot celebrities r crazy at the age of 18 to 20

  • Hey, give the boy a break! Do you really think his life’s easy!? We all do bad things, and you know what…? Life moves on. Get over it! He had every frickin right be hit that guy! Like for goodness sakes, just give Justin some space! And those of you saying you’d suck his dink and all that shit, just shut up and go get a life!

  • Um, why are celebrities legally allowed to speed to get away from the paparazzi? The situation isn’t dangerous until the celebrity MAKES it that way by speeding. STFU and smile for the camera. Your overrated ego should be so lucky. Bieber’d be laid out in a hospital if that were my camera.

  • Ok,Everyone who’s asking is he really going to jail….the answer is NO! I read another thing about this and the phographer didnt even get any footage! The photographer should be facing jail for making false alligations! And if he did,He had every right to hit him! Put yourself in justins position,You have paparazzi and photographers following you the whole time! Give the boy a break! YOU REPORTERS WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!! So can you please…………..STFU AND GET A LIFE

  • idk what yall are saying justin bieber is NOT in jail they got what they asked 4 so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and YA justin 4 punching him in the camrea that had 2 hurt

  • If I share a cell with justin I would have him suck my cock and i would used him in the butt. we would take turn one month he would fuck me I would fuck him. the next month. it will make us both happen But I would want to be th first one to breaks his @ss cherry. his lips will make my penis happy. I would make sure he sollow my cum and I sollow his cum to. Then he will have protection from the big black boys.

  • Bieber is not going to jail because overlooking everything and doing my research. I have found out that after 3 weeks of the incident. Its not possible. It has been 2 months since then. The chances of him going to jail is like 1 in a million. So i highly doubt that he will be sentanced to jail. Have a wonderful day Beliebers. TEAM BIEBER <3

  • My Jail friend doesn’t think he would go to Jail and if he did it what they would call cell block A in iowa were all the ex-cops go when they do something againist the laws. he said he wouldn’t be in the block that has killer muder or rapist. He would love him to come to his block for as some of you said to take his butt. He know it won’t happen he also think he would be bail out in two minute and wouldn’t spend a day in Jail or prison. It depends on how you want to call it.

  • every one that thinks justin that should got to jail is crazy i love you justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • Ok i get some people hate and like justin but I think justin desrives it go to jail after all the bad stuff he’s done and for all his fans this is a good thing he’s going to jail because now his fans won’t do what job did

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