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Michael Lohan Explains Lindsay’s SNL Performance

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Listen, I know I don’t have to tell you that Michael Lohan is an asshole of the first degree. He kicks his girlfriends in the crotch and then he makes secret sex tapes with them and tries to sell them without the girlfriend knowing they ever even existed. He’ll say anything and everything about his family if it will get him attention. He’s just not a great dude.

But Lindsay’s SNL hosting gig was particularly bad, so let’s just give him the benefit of the doubt and listen to what he has to say about it, all right?

Papa Lohan told Celebrityviplounge.com exclusively, “I have to say this…on SNL, Lindsay was not using any illicit drugs or drinking but she still is on prescription drugs that they gave her. And the meds that they give her are meds that they say she needs, but she doesn’t need them. But they kind of make her flat. She’s not acting at a full potential. It’s like the screen is down over her.”

He went onto add, “And now when she did Glee I said, ‘Linds, get off the damn medication and let people see who you really are.’ And for a couple days before Glee, she went off this stuff. And there were tears in my eyes when I watched Glee. THAT was Lindsay. Yeah that was her acting. That is Lindsay Lohan at the Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls potential. That is what she was.”

Are these the same prescription drugs she was on back in 2010? Michael did not say. But if those are the same meds she was on, her probation papers back then indicated she was on antidepressants Zoloft and trazodone, stimulant Adderall, Nexium for acid reflux and super-strength painkiller Dilaudid for dental troubles.

Oh, so he came to the same conclusion that the rest of us made? It’s not exactly a stretch to say that Lindsay was on something during her performance, or at any other time, really, and it’s also pretty clear that Lindsay did a much better job on Glee than she did on Saturday Night Live. “Lindsay was on prescription drugs that made her acting flat,” what a sleuth that Michael Lohan is!

And, yep, still an asshole.

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  • Her acting on Glee wasn’t that much better than what she did on SNL so I can assume she’s still on whatever excuse will do.

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