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Joseph Gordon-Levitt as The Situation

Well. This is the movie that Joseph Gordon-Levitt turned Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’ movie (you know the one—it stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, and Christoph Waltz among others), and it’s called ‘Don Jon’s Addiction’. We’ve talked about it a bit here before. From an earlier post:

… [This is] Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut, Don Jon’s Addiction. The film is about a porn-addicted character (portrayed by Joseph) who embarks on a quest to better himself and his circumstances. Scarlett Johansson was cast in one of the film’s leading roles, Julianne [Moore] in another.

If the theme and the A-list movie stars don’t get you to see the movie, there is a caveat here that might change your mind—Tony Danza’s in it, and no, I have no f-cking clue why either. Maybe he’ll be JGL’s porn sponsor or something. I could see that.

Anyway, the new film is said to be taking up so much of Joseph’s valuable time that he ultimately dropped out of Quentin Tarantino’s new project, Django Unchained, a slave-era drama …

And judging by the above photo, Joseph (who is also starring in the film as well as directing and producing it) will be playing a character based off of someone from ‘Jersey Shore‘. And that’s brilliant, even though it’s kind of disgusting and makes my skin crawl, and even seeing him in a t-shirt like that with weird-shaved hair just makes me think of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino even more, and then I remember the film’s porno premise and I want to vomit all over again.

This movie better be good—that’s all I can say. It better be worth this.

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