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Maxim Magazine Debuts Their Hottest Women of 2012

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There were a hundred, but we’re just going to talk about the Top 5, because that’s always the most important part of the list, when you’re “ranking” people, right? The higher echelon? Because the rest of the list wasn’t all that impressive (really, Maxim? You really felt the need to put J Woww at slot number 74, higher than Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings? Because come on), we’re going to feature the top five, and if you really feel the compulsion to find out who the other 95 women were, you can mosey on over to Maxim‘s site and check them out there. I don’t even know who some of the women were.


#5 – Olivia Wilde
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#4 – Katy Perry
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#3 – Mila Kunis
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#2 – Olivia Munn
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#1 – Bar Refaeli
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First, who made this list? A fifteen-year-old boy? Second, is said list from 2009, because I can think of a zillion other hot chicks that should be in the Top 5 list for 2012, and not one of these ladies (hot as they are) should be in the top 5. Third? The “world’s most beautiful women”? I know lots of people go crazy for Katy Perry and her fabulous rack, but I thought “most beautiful” generally meant “faces,” and not “bodies.” I don’t know.

Who belongs? Who doesn’t? Who thinks that the staff should be flogged with a herpe-infused cat o’nine tails for even including J Woww on the damn list?

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  • “I thought “most beautiful” generally meant “faces,” and not “bodies.” ”

    It’s a list made by men (I would think), so while both faces and bodies are beautiful, a banging body will make up for an okay face (Katy Perry) more than a beautiful face will make up for an okay body most of the time.

    I’ve never heard of Bar Refaeli, and that’s a pretty bad picture of Katy Perry. No one from the Jersey Shore should make the best of any list. I’m guessing when you put J Woww next to swamp creatures like Snooki and Dina, she looks like one of the best looking people on the planet.

    I think I must be the only person on the planet that doesn’t think Mila Kunis is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has a gorgeous face, but I just think she has nothing for a body at all. However, every guy and girl I’ve heard talk about her thinks she’s the hottest person ever. I do really like her as an actress though. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of my favorite movies, and she was really good in Black Swan and the one with Justin Timberlake.

    • Agreed. Mila has an awesome face but not so great body. Perry has an awesome rack but is a few club visits away from losing her ‘ok’ face. Overall, I think this list is pretty bad. I mean, how the hell is Munn on the list?

    • I agree! I don’t think Olivia Munn is pretty at all! She’s very odd looking, she has a pear-shaped face!

  • you’re right.. this lookes like a list from 3 years ago… if you swapped Bar (Leo’s ex) for Megan Fox.

    And all the guys I know admit Katy wins for the boobs and not her face…

    Milla deserves her spot. My picks? Milla, Diane Kruger, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lawrence (maybe not an all timer, but definitely for this year), and Mirand Kerr!

    • Good call on Charlize Theron. She should definitely be on the list. I would also take out Katy Perry and Bar Refali, they are definitely not top 5 material. Let’s add in Kate Beckinsale instead.