Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian’s Star-Spangled Donk

Man, guys, doesn’t Khloe Kardashian just look amazing? We keep trying to hammer the point into your heads over and over again, and this post will not be an exception: Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian. It’s like she’s not even a Kardashian, except for the pesky fact that she’s, you know, always with the Kardashians. I mean, she really isn’t a Kardashian after all, and maybe—just maybe!—that’s the Freudian reason behind why she’s generally so appealing. Hook, line, and sinker, and I’m buying it, OK?

Even recently, Khloe isn’t behaving like a real Kardashian. You know how Kim and Kanye are doing that whole “dating” thing? Well Khloe here grew some balls and—I think—passive-aggressively insulted her sister’s relationship with the most obnoxious man on the face of the earth. What did she say? Well, this:

“Kanye and Kim, they are kind of like two peas in a pod.”

Oh man. Tell me that’s not, like, the worst insult you could possibly heap upon someone who was used as a personal urinal for public consumption? Khloe was overheard saying this to Kourtney on an upcoming episode of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’, and I don’t think Khloe fully realizes how deliciously backhanded the comment directed at Kim actually was. I f-cking love it. And I love Khloe, or, at least would if she wasn’t hanging around those twits all the f-cking time.

But despite my semi-false love for her, though, we have Khloe wearing … well, really bad pants. Don’t get me wrong: they fit her well and they make her tall, statuesque figure look frankly amazing, but really? Light blue jeans with white stars all over them? Where’d she get those, Michael Jackson’s Pepsi commercial dressing room closet? Because UGH.

I guess I can let the bad pants slide, guys, no pun intended. I mean, it’s way, way better than some of the other things she’s worn over the last year, and it could really be way, way worse than just rocking starry dungarees. She could be wearing Kim‘s worn-ass leather pants, for f-ck’s sake, and do you know where those’ve been?