From Us Weekly:
Eva Mendes got to play house with Ryan Gosling all spring when she tagged along to Thailand for his Only God Forgives shoot. The actress cooked up a storm for their dinners, marvels a Mendes pal: “This was a girl who once couldn’t make pasta!”
But come late April, when the duo were back in LA, it got complicated. Gosling, 31, grew distant, and Mendes, 38, confronted him, says the pal.
“He says he wants to slow down and not live with her yet. But he doesn’t want to lose her.”
Could this be true? Is Us jumping the shark? If I’m like hordes of men and women everywhere, I so, so, so hope this is true. And if it’s not? Well. It’s just another chink in the armor that is the impenetrable Eva Mendes.
Ha. I used ‘impenetrable’ and Eva Mendes in the same sentence, and isn’t that ridiculous. Because come on. I’m sure Ryan’s not with her for her sparkling personality or her dinner party know-how. We all know he’s penetrating that, and there’s no shame in it. She is marginally good-looking, after all.
GET BORED AND GET ON WITH IT, RYAN.