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14Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of kristen stewart at snow white premiere pictures photos
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s George Clooney photo: SG
“Ladies, there better be a drink or a vagina in this hand in less than two minutes or maybe it’s just not f*cking worth being George Clooney anymore.”

First runner-up: Paul
“Anyway, a fishing buddy wondered what he would catch using a 6? 18-year-old model as bait … Voila.”

Second runner-up: Chaz
“Why did I break up with Elisabetta? Well, one night I made the mistake of playing pull my finger with her….. Honestly, the girl could knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon!”

Congrats to SG! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 15, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

14 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. nevaar says:

    Please, my Lord. May I clean the lint from for navel?

  2. Rinne says:

    “I’m high as f*ck and I don’t know what you said but f***ck you!”

  3. Gordon says:

    We’ve got a Code Red! Kristen attempted smiling and is losing all of her motor functions!!! Call a Doctor!

  4. Captain Canuck says:

    f***ck the movie Mirror Mirror!!

  5. Deanna says:

    “…and I was like F*CK YOU Nikki…”

  6. Oh man I really gotta take a crap.

  7. Monkeysuit says:

    F*CK YOU Pretty people!

  8. jester2 says:

    You don’t need to hide his boner from the paparazzi with your purse it’s only this frickin big.

  9. MerryMisery says:

    “Fuck youuuuuu!!!!! Thor isn’t real!! “

  10. heulitt says:

    Sorry master didnt quit here ya, did u say, throw the first switch or, the the fourth switch

  11. Alexandraeria says:

    “That’s right, b*tch, all eyes are on ME!” Kristen exclaims, waving her middle finger in Charlize’s face. A moment later, the deadly fungus crawling up her body kills everyone within a five-mile radius. Except Charlize.

  12. mikied says:

    I’m tired of sucking blood…I want to suck me some Liam…

  13. Anonymous says:

    Hey Thor! You want to take a whiff of R-Pats ass?

  14. roberto de la cruz says:

    this is for you-you;re not my mother-smoke that in you;re stocking

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