Love It or Leave It: Rihanna’s Mother’s Day Fashion

This is what Rihanna wore to take her mother, Monica, out to dinner yesterday. Now, since this is Rihanna, and since you have eyeballs that can see things, I probably don’t have to tell you how ridiculous this ensemble is. I also probably don’t have to tell you that Rihanna’s mom in the background there is dressed way cuter than her daughter. But listen, if I wore that ensemble around my mother, I would probably get a spanking. My mom would “whoop the far* out of me” and tell me to put on some clothes if I wanted to go out. And I’m kind of disappointed that Rihanna’s mom wouldn’t do the same.

*People from the South, you know what I’m talking about. You know how people with a thick dialect say “fire,” but it sounds like “far.” Did any of you Southern kids have trouble trying to understand how someone could whoop the far out of you? What “far” in me? What does that even mean? I was probably 14 before I figured out “oh, you’re saying ‘fire.'” But that doesn’t make it any less hurtful.