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Justin Bieber Is A High School Graduate!

A photo of Justin Bieber

Aww, Justin, I’m so proud! So far this year, The Biebz has been named the new King of Pop, he’s changed the world of music forever, and his penis has been christened “Jerry.” This guy is unstoppable. But now that he’s got a high school diploma, he can go on to college, right?

Nah, he just got the stupid thing because of his mom:

Justin Bieber is growing up. Beyond the fast cars, sexy women and mature new sound, the 18-year-old pop star is now a high school graduate.

The “Boyfriend” singer revealed the good news to the U.K. paper The Daily Telegraph. “I just finished high school. I passed my test — I’m free! It was hard doing school and work every day,” he revealed.

The fact that Bieber made the effort to fit in his schooling is fairly impressive. His girlfriend, Selena Gomez, also made time in between her hit TV show, busy touring schedule and film career to graduate from high school in 2010. But there are dozens of young stars in Hollywood, such as Beyonce, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who didn’t finish school once their careers took off.

And although he’s done now, finishing school wasn’t his highest priority. “[Graduating] was something my mom really wanted me to do, so I had to do it for her,” he admitted, adding that he’s more a fan of the school of life. “I mean, this kind of lifestyle has given me a different perspective on life. I’ve been able to travel the world. At school, usually you have to do a lot of writing and reading. I’m not really into that stuff. I like to be out there.”

“I’m not really into” reading and writing. That’s what Justin Bieber just said.

But really, I’m proud that Justin Bieber finished high school. It’s an important accomplishment, and he must have worked extra hard to do all the work and write songs about crazy girls who started paternity scandals for you and hanging out on the beach with your girlfriend. But really again, Justin finished right on time, and that’s kind of impressive, right? And I can’t even blame him for not wanting to go to college. College just isn’t for some people, and I’m thinking that insanely rich 18-year-old boys with fancy cars, cute girlfriends, and absolute dream jobs are those sort of people.

Also, look at that picture of Justin up there. Does anyone else think he looks like a really, really pretty woman? Because I’m thinking he looks like an absolutely gorgeous woman. Is it ever a thing to develop a girl crush on a feminine looking boy? Is he wearing lip gloss? So many questions. So much gorgeous.

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