Earlier in the day, we brought you the best, prettiest, most lovely ladies of the 2012 Met Gala, and now, we move on to the really fun part: the worst-dressed list.
In this edition, we have Claire Danes and Melania Trump, both of which look like they locked themselves in a tanning bed a la Tanning Mom; Christina Ricci, who, to distract us from the ugly-ass tattoo on her shoulder stuck a big, gigantor bow on her ass; Eva Mendes because she’s a twat and HA! HA! HA! she looks like she’s wearing an off-the-rack prom dress from 1995; Karolina Kurkova, who got a sneaky little joke memo telling her that this year’s Gala was Cheap Flapper themed; and an honorable mention in Kate Upton, who should know to never, never apply her makeup with a stun gun. Laws, that’s bad.
#5 – Claire Danes
#4 – Christina Ricci
#3 – Eva Mendes
#2 – Karolina Kurkova
#1 – Melania Trump
Who looked the worst?
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All your picks were good (?) ones, but Beyonce smoked everybody with that idiotic purple/black/see-thru mess. Post that picture…yuck!
Melania looks like an alien. Yikes.
What Melania Trump has done to her face is truly a crime. She used to be such a beautiful woman and now she looks like a tranny (and a rather unattractive one at that).
Claire Danes can do no wrong, she should not be on this list at all.
Melanie, your fired.
You failed to include Elizabeth Banks, whose dress was inexplicably hideous. Still, the “butt-ugly” award goes to Melania Trump, for that pointy dress, orange face and for being the perfect example of plastic surgery gone wrong.
Poor Melania. In every picture she looks utterly miserable. I know it must be hard to hide the repulsion at having to sleep with someone as disgusting as Donald Trump, but come on, that’s what you get paid for!
Her name is Melania, not “Melanie.” But you’re right: that dress is too hideous for words — much like the old guy next to her.
This is funny. A friend of mine who recently met Melania in NYC told me she looks like an alien. I thought he was exaggerating but I had to google “Melania Trump alien” and found your page. All I can say: my friend couldn’t have been more right!! That is one scary-looking couple.