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18Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian/Kanye West photo: Nice Turnip
“Once I get these off, I’m a f*ck all y’all!”

First runner-up: Mike
“But, KIM, KIM…. I said IMA’ LET YOU FINISH!! Gurrrl, don’t go away mad–”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Kanye misunderstood when Kim asked if he needed to use the bathroom. To be fair, she was fine with being recorded while getting pissed on by a D-List celebrity before.”

Congrats to Nice Turnip! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 8, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

18 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. Tricia says:

    Now listen here beautiful, when i get home you better be ready and waiting. Im goin’ straight to the endzone baby! *NYUCK NYUCK*

  2. mikied says:

    so when Stacy spin kicked me in the nuts, this is what it looked like…how cool is that?

  3. paul says:

    Smell that!

  4. Chaz says:

    “Why did I break up with Elisabetta? Well, one night I made the mistake of playing pull my finger with her….. Honestly, the girl could knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon!”

  5. andt says:

    Drugs are bad mmkay…

  6. tomato says:

    I can make any face I want and still be the sexiest man alive! *wink*

  7. Anonymous says:

    Just watch. I’ll prove that I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Just somebody make sure that Mr. Travolta is restrained.

  8. jester2 says:

    George Clooney doing Bill Crystal doing Sammy Davis Jr throwing a curve ball.

  9. catchwisely says:

    “So, funny story, Stacy and I went to this creepy cabin and watched this creepy tape with this creepy little girl on it..and that was exactly 7 days ago right nowww eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

  10. timbone says:

    Hey everybody look at me I’m Kirk Douglas.

  11. Pauly says:

    ey, blow it out your ass!

  12. Mark Ryan says:

    “DONT LAUGH! Did YOU believe your mother when she told you your face will stay this way?”

  13. SG says:

    “Ladies, there better be a drink or a vagina in this hand in less than two minutes or maybe it’s just not f***ing worth being George Clooney anymore.”

  14. Anonymous says:

    Damn, I have a tampon string stuck in my teeth.

  15. paul says:

    Anyway a fishing buddy wondered what he would catch using a 6′ 18 year old model as bait……Voila.

  16. Rubyredress says:

    This is how I like to have my balls massaged.

  17. heulitt says:

    Goddamn baby, what you been eating, my finger smells like a mile of pig shit

  18. Ken says:


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