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5Now Kim and Kanye Are Talking About Marriage

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Just last week, we heard that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were thinking about having babies together since they’d both be such great parents. The rumor this week is that Kim and Kanye are very, very serious, and they’re discussing marriage. Am I the only one who remembers that Kim is still married? Really, has everyone else already forgotten that?

From Us Weekly:

Kimye’s on the fast track!

Just one month after going public with their romance, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are “very serious,” a source tells the new Us Weekly — as in, ready to pick out rings.

Although the reality star, 31, has yet to finalize her divorce from NBA star Kris Humphries, she and the rapper, 34, “are talking marriage,” says the source. (Over the weekend, Kardashian jetted back from Washington, DC, where she was a guest at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday, to be by West’s side for a Sunday performance of Broadway’s Wicked.)

A sure sign of Kardashian’s commitment? The workaholic star will join the Grammy winner on his summer tour with Jay-Z. “She wants to be with him as much as possible,” the source explains. “They really know and love each other.”

Ok, the article did mention poor forgotten Kris Humphries, that’s nice. But not quite nice enough to stop me from thinking that this is the most ridiculous relationship that ever happened.

But you know, despite the complete silliness of Kandashian, I think it actually makes sense. I even think it could work. Can you think of two other people who love themselves as much as they do? Can you think of two other people who get on everyone’s nerves as much as they do? Then factor in that they have been close for several years. It just makes sense.

And speaking of making sense, Kim decided to go ahead and explain what was going on with Kanye’s pants the other day:

“He was getting out of the car and his belt got pulled by this hook on the car door and he was trying to pull it up quick and his belt was really heavy,” says Kim, Kanye’s frequent companion as of late, in an exclusive interview with E! News at E!’s upfronts presentation.

“It’s called a wardrobe malfunction,” sister Kourtney explains to her sibling.

“It was a wardrobe malfunction, but it wasn’t anything intentional,” Kim says. “It was not scandalous.”

Ok, no. I’m not the most graceful person, and one of the things that means is that I run into doors and pretty much everything all the time. When you get your pants caught on something like a doorknob or a hook or something like that, then your pants get pulled to the side, they don’t get pulled down. The pants can come down a little bit, but not to the extent that Kanye’s did. Besides, even if that’s why his pants were pulled down, you’d think he’d be able to catch them before we got a whole series of photos of them. So yeah, I don’t buy it.

Where are you guys standing on Kim and Kanye at this point?

May 3, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily

5 Responses to “Now Kim and Kanye Are Talking About Marriage”

  1. Pique says:

    Call me old fashioned but I don’t think a married woman should be dating, especially not publicly. You may be separated, you may have a reality show but show some respect and wait until the papers are signed and you’re divorced.

  2. evilbeetdouche says:

    Kim must taste like a fish stick.

  3. KS says:

    She’s an idiot. Kris Humphries is claiming fraud, and she’s parading around w/a new man and they haven’t even gone to court yet.

  4. Mik says:

    These 2 attention whore, ego-maniacs are a match made in hell. Will surely lead to another 8 months of having an excuse to plaster the slut Kim on magazine covers around the US.

  5. shelshel says:

    I swear these two are a perfect couple. Both love the media (rather its for good or bad), the only thing that makes me sick about them and her sisters, is the fact that they lied about the whole scandal.

    Remember in March when Amber Rose said “Kim was the reason for us to break up” and Khloe stupid butt took Kim side and said it was a “lie.” Now i know i’m not the only person who remember that?! Literally speak a month later Kanye and Kim was seen out in the public.

    Wow, it sure made me not to believe anything that the Kardashin have to say from now. The whole family is straight up liars and I wish the media stop feeding their actions to us. What are they famous for again? Come with a good answer besides for Kim making that WHACK sextape.

    If these two individuals get marry I wish it would hurry up because I’m sick of them two….seriously! The whole family is starting to get under my skin. And poor stupid Kris Humphries deserve his money when is she acting very trifling in public, parading another man around. When will it be their last days in the media #hopesoon

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