Surprise: Octomom Is Doing Porn!

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has refused to do porn, time and again. It’s sort of her thing. She was offered one million dollars to do a porn back in 2009, her heyday, and in 2010 she got an offer to star in her very own smutty film, and in exchange, she’d get her house paid for in full. And then, just a month ago, Octomom received another offer to do three hardcore sex scenes for $100,000 because her “market value has diminished.” Of course, she did do that topless shoot, but that was different.

This time, though, Octomom is doing a porn for real. Except she doesn’t think it’s a porn because it’s just going to be her by herself. Yeah, wrap your head around that for a minute.

From TMZ:

Octomom may be declaring bankruptcy, but she’s still very much the master of her own domain.

Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video … TMZ has learned.  She’s hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer.  It will be released shortly thereafter — not a lot of post production, we’re told.

As for how much she’ll make, it’s hush hush, except we’re told, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”

You’ll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she’s saying she doesn’t consider a masturbation video porn, because it’s a solo mission.

What do you guys think about this?  I can kind of see what she’s talking about a little bit in that I’m sure there would be a difference between having sex with some random person and just getting down with yourself.  But this is still porn, right?  I just Googled the definition of porn, and I got “printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity,” so yeah, this definitely counts.  Even if there’s no one else there, you’re still showcasing all your business in a sexual manner.

I think this is also especially interesting considering this comment that Octomom made earlier in April:

“I won’t touch other human flesh,’’ Suleman said. “The only flesh I’m touching is my own. I would never, never accept anything. I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values. Every choice we parents make is going to significantly affect our children for the rest of our lives. It’s going to haunt them forever. I have to be the ultimate positive role model.’’

So did she already have this deal planned out? She did say “the only flesh I’m touching is my own.” I don’t even know. It seems odd though that less than a month ago she was talking about how she has to be “the ultimate positive role model,” and now she’s going to be jerkin’ it* on film. Whatever pays the bills, I guess.

Oh, just by the way, did you hear that she’s actually getting $4,000 to $5,000 a month in public assistance instead of the $2,000 a month we heard before? So that revelation along with the masturbatory news, that seems a tiny bit fishy, doesn’t it (LOL)?

*Do you still refer to mastubation as “jerkin’ it” if you’re referring to a lady? I do!