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10Mariah Carey Has Some Pretty Fancy Cameltoe, Guys

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I guess it’s a good day for Mariah Carey when we’re talking about her on Evil Beet, even if it is because she’s showing off one of the most impressive cameltoes I’ve seen in this life.

I mean, we could be talking about your persistent divorce rumors, how fabulous you look, or how great your music is, but girl, the cameltoe beats all. I’m not joking. It is, by far, the most important thing you’ve done in a decade (aside from dem babies—they’re pretty good, too).

Anyway, if you lurve Mariah and you’re not here to talk about her MASSIVE CAMELTOE, then here’s a topic of discussion for you. She and husband Nick Cannon just renewed their wedding vows! Isn’t that special? And after only four years, too, can you believe it?

From CBS:

Spokeswoman Cindi Berger told the Associated Press that Carey, 42, and Cannon, 31, marked the occasion with an “intimate ceremony after a romantic dinner at the beautiful Jules Verne restaurant” just after midnight local time.

Photos show the singer wearing a white, form-fitting mermaid gown with a black bow at the waist, while her husband donned a white tuxedo and black bowtie.

The couple also took time during the Paris trip to shop for their nearly-1-year-old twins.

Now, first of all, does it not seem like these two have been married way longer than four years? I mean, Mariah’s at least sixty, which makes him forty-five at best, so that means they *must* have been married for at least two decades, right? Their kids are, what, headed toward twenty by now? No? Dem babies are only a year old? Nick’s only thirty-one? Mariah’s … still thirty-one (ha! No, she’s forty-two, but nice try)? My oh my how the time does go by.

Congratulations, you two, and may you celebrate—at the very least!—another four years of wedded bliss. Preferably in another four years, no trickin’ me again.

April 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Mariah Carey

10 Responses to “Mariah Carey Has Some Pretty Fancy Cameltoe, Guys”

  1. meh says:

    Well that is an unfortunate thing to have seen.

    Also, nice job on the math!

  2. pufinstuf says:

    Wow. And she isn’t just walking down the street, she seems to be performing. You would have thought she would have previewed that outfit if she was going to get up on stage in it.

  3. Blu says:

    Holy shit!!! She’s smuggling moose hooves in her spandex…

  4. Just me says:

    That outfit would be fugly even without the cameltoe. At least the cameltoe distracts from the terrible fashion choice.

  5. johnsmith says:

    This is something I didnt need to see, lol. Great article non the less.

  6. Anonymous says:

    that thing HUGE!!!

  7. Anonymous says:

    ONE BIG FAT ASS CAMELTOE IN THOSE SPANX

  8. blasted1 says:

    First, you hit me with Kris Jenner’s & Kate Winslet’s eyeball-seizure dresses and now THIS?!?! I think my eyelashes were just burnt off!

  9. Zac says:

    Damn I lick it for u

  10. jody o says:

    i wish i could eat it!!!

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