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9If You Don’t Follow Our Social Media, Tori Spelling Will Shrill You to Death

photo of tori spelling pictures unflattering photo
No, I know—there’s no need for threats when, instead, we can reward you for being faithful Evil Beet followers that we love and adore so much because you make our interminably-long days brighter with your comments and our anorexic wallets greener with your visits. In response to an uptick in Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and Google+ friends (OK, Google+ not so much, fail, Google, fail), we’ve decided to reward you guys with weekly Amazon gift cards for being so awesome.

Starting this week, and continuing every week thereafter, those of you who follow us on any (and/or all) social media platforms will be entered into a weekly Friday drawing to win an Amazon gift card. The more you ‘like’ us, the more you’re likely to be automatically selected to win said gift cards. The drawings are random, so you might even win three or four or more! times, and it all depends on how often you interact, where you’re hooked up with us, and how much you comment. It’s a win-win situation for all of you gossip-loving (or nudie-obsessed) smuthounds.

Like us on Facebook!

Follow us on Pinterest!

Make our crappy Google+ page visitable with your lovely faces!

Follow us on Twitter!

At any rate, it’s something to consider. Or we really might sic Tori Spelling on you, and you’d be completely f-cking batshit to want to endure something like that.

April 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Giveaways

9 Responses to “If You Don’t Follow Our Social Media, Tori Spelling Will Shrill You to Death”

  1. Sally says:

    Wow, he looks angry!

  2. Janet says:

    One thing you and Tori have in common, Sarah, is you oth look like you need better plastic surgery, badly….

  3. jester2 says:

    Oh sure here This is my birthing face it’s much the same as my Holy Hell $800k that all my daddy left me in his will face.

  4. heulitt says:

    for heaven sake

  5. Becky says:

    Poor, sweet, unfortunate woman. She is a very sweet person; and if she’d just leave the plastics and Botox alone, she’d probably look better. It’s a tragedy that, when she was young, her mother told her she’d be pretty once she got a nose job. Mr. Spelling was a powerful but not very attractive man. Candy’s genes, though an improvement, were not powerful enough to counteract them. Still, this is an awful shot and it must be hell to have your photo taken when you’re not at your best.

  6. Leigh Ann says:

    I loved Tori in the t.v. series 90210, she is a beautiful person.

  7. JOY says:

    OK !!!! ARE WE PLAYING “WHAT IS IT ” OR ” HOW DID IT GET THAT WAY ”

    IF THE FORMER , I WOULD SAY DISNEY SUPER MARIONATION , LIKE PRE-EVOLVED MAN BUT TRYING TO PASS …

  8. mr. ed says:

    she’s like Snookie , thinks she’s passing for white , but please … we know they’re not

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