No, I know—there’s no need for threats when, instead, we can reward you for being faithful Evil Beet followers that we love and adore so much because you make our interminably-long days brighter with your comments and our anorexic wallets greener with your visits. In response to an uptick in Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and Google+ friends (OK, Google+ not so much, fail, Google, fail), we’ve decided to reward you guys with weekly Amazon gift cards for being so awesome.
Starting this week, and continuing every week thereafter, those of you who follow us on any (and/or all) social media platforms will be entered into a weekly Friday drawing to win an Amazon gift card. The more you ‘like’ us, the more you’re likely to be automatically selected to win said gift cards. The drawings are random, so you might even win three or four or more! times, and it all depends on how often you interact, where you’re hooked up with us, and how much you comment. It’s a win-win situation for all of you gossip-loving (or nudie-obsessed) smuthounds.
At any rate, it’s something to consider. Or we really might sic Tori Spelling on you, and you’d be completely f-cking batshit to want to endure something like that.