Hey, remember how Octomom and her kids were living in a total mess of a house? There was only one working toilet for 15 people so her kids were using training potties out in the backyard, there was graffiti all over the walls inside, and she locked her kids in a bedroom while she got her hair did. Excellent parenting, right? Because everything sounds wonderful and lovely and just swell, according to Children Services. Well, according to Children’s Services via Octomom.
The Orange County Department of Children and Family Services will NOT be taking away Octomom’s children — this according to the mother of 14 herself, who tells TMZ, they came to her house today … and just gave her a “clean bill of health.”
Three DCFS workers showed up moments ago at Nadya Suleman’s Orange County home — and according to Octo, the trio gave her a rave review … despite theshocking living conditions in her home.
Octo called in to TMZ Live, saying, “[DCFS] said it’s a very suitable environment for these children.”
Even crazier, Octo claimed the DCFS workers were actually impressed with her parenting skills — telling us, “They can’t even believe that I can do what I’ve been doing.”
Can you believe that? Really, can you believe it? I could maybe see that DCFS would be busy attending to families who physically abuse their children or families with rampant drug use and decided that poopin’ in the backyard wasn’t a huge deal at the moment, but I don’t think anyone would say “oh wow, Octo, you’re doing an awesome job! Way to lock 14 kids in one room, I wouldn’t have even thought of that!”
But ok, I know what you, me, and Octomom are really worried about: her hair. Will she be forced to spend her money on providing for her children and lose her luscious locks? Could she actually have to forget all those expensive treatments and products and cuts to appease the powers that be?
Nah, she totally scored on that front too:
Brazilian Blowout — the company behind the hair procedure Octomom dropped hundreds of dollars on while on welfare — is MORTIFIED by Octo’s reckless spending … and now, it’s hatched a plan to make things right with taxpayers.
BB CEO Mike Brady tells TMZ, “We want to make sure that California taxpayers’ money is not going to anything other than taking care of [Nadya Suleman’s] children. We don’t want to see those kids miss out on anything at the cost of a Brazilian Blowout.”
So, a rep for the company tells us, BB is offering to reimburse Octomom the entire cost of her recent Brazilian Blowouts — plus other hair treatments — totaling $520.
But that’s not it — BB also wants to give Octomom free blowouts in the future at the company’s salon in West Hollywood … so she’s not squandering her limited cash supply on luxury goods. BB will even cover the cost of a sitter while the mother of 14 is getting primped.
To top it all off, BB is offering to pay to fix Octo’s toilet — which might finally allow her kids to poop inside. One can only dream.
See? Everybody wins!