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9Justin Bieber’s Fans Have Named His Penis

A photo of Justin Bieber

I don’t know how this happened, and I don’t understand it. I don’t get why fans would feel the need to name a celebrity’s penis, or why fans feel the need to name the penis belonging to Justin Bieber, specifically. I mean, have any of you ever even considered the fact that Justin Bieber probably has a penis? No, because it’s weird, right? It’s weird and creepy and it’s baffling, it really is.

But regardless of how creepy it is – which, just in case you’re still wondering, it’s really, really creepy – here are the facts: sometime within the past week or so, Justin Bieber’s penis was christened. It became a trending topic on Twitter, and when a London DJ asked the Beliebers if they had any questions they wanted him to ask The Biebz when he interviewed him next, a lot of the questions were about Justin’s … uh … manhood.

Which, by the way, is named Jerry.

From the Huffington Post:

Justin Bieber’s crazy fans have given his penis a nickname — Jerry — and it’s been trending on Twitter all week. We were under the impression that the majority of Bieber’s fans were under the age of 14, so we’re kind of creeped out.

In preparation for his interview with Bieber, London DJ James Barr took to Twitter to ask fans for questions, and one wanted to know how Jerry was enjoying the U.K.

The confused DJ asked “who is Jerry?” only to learn it’s the nickname fans bestowed on Biebs’ manhood. Naturally, in his interview with Bieber, Barr had to know if the 18-year-old old pop star was embarrassed.

“My fans are a little inappropriate,” Bieber told Barr, as a smirk spread across his face. “It’s funny. My fans are kind of inappropriate.”

Why did the Beliebers choose the name Jerry? Bieber has no idea either. “I don’t know, it’s just what they named it,” he said. “Jerry seems kind of like … ‘My name is Jerry…’”

Jerry. Really, Jerry? Justin’s right, it is sort of bland. I’m sure the Beliebers have some crazy reason for it though, one that I probably don’t want to hear because it’s too creepy to fathom. Seriously, I’m not kidding. Here’s a few things that pop up on Twitter when you put in a simple search for Jerry:

Me: mom I’d treat jerry really good ;) Mom: WOW Me: do you know who that is? Mom: Justin’s WEEWEE me: OH MY GOSH MOM mom: owww ow

Imagine Justin coming online and seeing ”We Want Jerry Inside Of Us” trending. LMFAO. I’D LOVE TO SEE HIS FACE.

First Justin gives a guy his iPad cover because he said he liked it now he gives a fan his shoes. Hey Justin, i like Jerry, can i have it?

I bet Jerry looks like the Empire State Building whenever Justin’s reading all these perverted tweets.

*20 years from now* Son: Mom, why’d name me jerry? You: … Justin: She loves jerry so much that’s why.

And just in case that wasn’t awkward enough for you, here’s the video of the interview so you can actually see Justin talk about his genitals:

Well, I think we’ve reached our quota of uncomfortable stories for the week, don’t you?

April 26, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

9 Responses to “Justin Bieber’s Fans Have Named His Penis”

  1. why did they want to name your penis jerry?? by the way i have a name for your penis do u want to know it??

  2. Anonym says:

    This is about Justin bieber and Amanda magnusson!

    there have been some rumors about justin and amanda for a while now. So I’ll tell you what I know!

    I have known amanda in many years, but now that we’re not friends anymore I decided to tell the story about her and justin. or what I know.
    we never talked about Justin, she kept it very secret because she did not want people to know. I was the only one who knew anything, and her mother.

    Justin and Amanda met in Germany, she was there with friends. they met at a restaurant where Amanda’s friend started talking to Justin’s friend. they decided to meet up later, which they did.
    when they met up with Justin’s friends again justin where with them, it was so amanda and J got to know eachother. they became friends quickly, and they did nothing with each other, he has NOT been unfaithful to his girlfriend like people says… that i can be nice and say. although I would like to spread an evil gossip about her, but no, they did nothing, mabey a kiss. that was the only time they met, now they’re talking several times on the phone, often! Justin has said that if amanda didn’t live that far away, she had been a perfect girlfriend for him. He often says that he misses her and wants to be with her. He also said he is in love with her. she feels the same and probably would do anything to be his girlfriend, (she talked about moving to LA and work there, but she would probably move for another reason). But both know that it doesn’t work for them to be together right now and they will continue to be good friends until they can’t be that anymore. what they will be then only they know. 
    that’s all I have to tell you, there’s more but I dont want to go too far, not for now :). why I’m telling you this is beacuse amanda happened to tell a big secret I had for someone. So in your face BITCH!

  3. who are u calling a BITCH!

  4. Your way of describing the whole thing in this paragraph is
    really good, all can effortlessly understand it, Thanks a lot.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Justin bieber should just go naked on stage because he grabbing his dick every 2 second and also he strips and so he should ask fans grab his dick while performing and SUCK his dick I know I would want to suck his dick all of my life and SUCK SUCK, SUCK, LICK, SUCK all year I want to make him go hard have him suck my dick and push him in and strip naked him suck my dick and I suck his dick all year and use condoms on his dick and I’ll use a condom to and have sex with him. Justin bieber needs to have a boner when we have sex and when wwe suck each other dicks and when we have sex with him we need to be naked and have my dick in his mouth have his dick in my mouth and I’m going to lick and stay there forever and my dick is going to go in and out of his mouth and lick inside his dick and I’m going to borrow his underwear and never give them back I’m going to keep on sucking on that dick and keep on having sex. Sucking on the dicks rub his dick while sucking my dick and I will not push away.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Justin bieber should name his own dick after all you have to see it before u name it. Justin bieber just send us beliebers a pic of Jerry. We want to suck Jerry.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Can we see jerry a.k.a. your dick. Is it like 2 ft long

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