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Justin Bieber Wrote a Song About Mariah Yeater

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… Because, you know, there’s no such thing as ‘Billie Jean’ as it is. It’s a new concept that crazed fans claim to have babies by their inspirational idols. Gah.

From Billboard:

[On April 23] in London [Bieber] told journalists that there would be a song about the [Mariah Yeater] situation on his upcoming June 19 album, “Believe.”

“There’s a song about that girl — Mariah Yeater — that said she was gonna have my baby,” said Bieber, as reported by several U.K. publications. “There are songs about things I’m going through. I wrote songs about different situations.”

Two days earlier, during his Saturday “#RandomTwitterHour,” Bieber posted, “Dear mariah yeeter… we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say…” with a link to a clip of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat character repeating “You will never get this.”

Bieber has previously said that his new album would “address the past and rumors,” and that he would be “clearing it all up in the music.”

The song about Yeater will not necessarily be on Bieber’s new album, the BBC reports. “We’ve recorded like 40 songs,” the teen superstar said Monday. “Every song has a piece of me, it’s hard to pick. I wrote almost all of them or co-wrote them.”

OK, so I guess Mariah Yeater wins, then. I mean, how many disturbed young women can say that they inspired a song to be written by theirs truly, Justin Bieber? How many chicks can say that they’re the modern day Billie Jean? How many young ladies have the weirdest f-cking torso I’ve ever seen? JUST ONE, GUYS. And her name is Mariah Yeater. Congratulations, girl. You’re forever going to be in the books for bat-shittiest Bieber fan of all time.

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  • I don’t know about that. I recall that I blathered on about Justin Bieber inciting a crazie yesterday, but I’m beginning to wonder just which one of them is the obssessed one. He keeps going on and on about her. Am I the only person who wonders why…if nothing happened between the 2 of them? Hmmmmm?

  • If someone accused me of something like that though, I’d be pissed. I think it was sort of a shock to the young Biebs. Also, I know there’s already a Billie Jean, but there’s also tons of songs out there about falling in love but that doesn’t stop anyone from writing them. I don’t particularly care for Justin Bieber’s music but, eh, I don’t think his actions seem too crazy this time.