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Kris Jenner Posted More Sleeping Photos of Kim Kardashian

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Here’s the caption:

I love that @kimkardashian still crawls in bed with me… she’s still my little girl! #favoritething

Hey, look, Kris Jenner is using one of her kids (the cash cow one, or just the cow one if you really, really hate her) for her own personal gain! And what personal gain, you ask? I don’t know. To get people to talk about her, because that’s what they’re doing now, like me, and here I am in this trap again. Celebrity gossip is a vicious, vicious cycle, and a lot of times, you end up being caught right up in it and giving attention to those you’d rather piss on (even though some of them would like that just fine, thank you very much).

This is Kim sleeping, and in that big, soft, clean-looking bed, she looks like a greasy, dirty sewer rat who’s gotten into the garbage, eaten herself into a submissive coma, and passed out mid-feed.

I guess there’s a market for all sorts of things, guys, and while you and I and many, many more people are completely appalled by the fact that we’re forced to see Kim Kardashian in such an intimate, vulnerable position on a daily basis courtesy of Twitter, there’s a whole lot worse that can happen. Like, Kris could probably accidentally leak a Kim Kardashian sex tape or something. Oh … wait.

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  • I was just reading the post prior to looking at the picture. Once I got to the 2nd paragraph I was reading and thought “Oh, this must be Sarah writing because she’s being so mean…poor Kim can’t possibly look THAT BAD”.

    Then I looked at the picture and your description is LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. Ahahaha.

  • A mother isn’t supposed to favor one child over the other, but it’s more than obvious Kris loves Kim more…she makes her the most amount of money, she is the one who made the whole family famous, and she’s the one who will do whatever publicity stunt her mom tells her to.

  • Why is her cheek so red and swollen? And I agree with @me, she does favor Kim and she isn’t secretive about it either. smh some mother.