You know, I think we talk about Christina Aguilera more now than when she was super-super-super relevant in the earlier part of the decade, and it’s all because of the clothes (and makeup) she puts on her body? Why is that? Has her appearance eclipsed her vocal fame? Because girlfriend is awfully talented, and if we’re more concerned with the fact that she’s finally dumped that hooker-red lipstick and pancake foundation, she must be pretty important to our culture—or maybe it’s just that her wardrobe and makeup are generally just that awful.
I mean, you saw what she looked like the other night on The Voice. It was bad. The hair, the makeup, the three-sizes-too-small corset that just looked damn uncomfortable—all bad. All of it. But then she goes out in public looking like this. And this is good! It’s so, so good! Who dresses her for non-important events like going out to dinner and being photographed when you least expect it? Because whoever that person is, they should be advising her on what to wear to more important things, like being on television. Performing at dead musical icons’ funerals. You know. Stuff like that. Truly, whoever keeps picking out these god-awful corset-and-fishnet stocking ensembles needs to be taken outside and beaten for a minute or twelve with Christina’s God-knows-how-heavy makeup duffle.
I guess the end result here is that Christina Aguilera knows how to dress. It’s evident in her daily attire. But there’s most definitely some kind of circuit misfire when it comes to figuring out what to wear on international television. Here’s the mind-blower: maybe it’s actually Christina who chooses her own day-to-day outfits, and it’s a weird, bitter troll of a stylist who advises her on what to look like for TV. And if that’s the case, I really urge Christina to start listening to that little inner voice—the one that says, “Hey, girl, maybe you don’t need all that red lipstick tonight,” or “Hey, girl, don’t comb out and frizz up that already-busted weave; it’s good just the way it is”—because apparently, it hasn’t been steering her wrong as of late.
Oh, and she’s definitely drunk. No question about it.
I do like the make up, the outfit and the hair style. But really, she should go for another hair color. It’s way too blond. I’m sure she would look at her best with a more natural blond.
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