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7Love It or Leave It: Beyonce’s Post-Baby Fashion

A photo of Beyonce

Oh my goodness, you guys. When Beyonce gave birth to Blue Ivy (or removed her baby bump-shaped pillow from under her shirt and picked Blue up from the hospital, whichever), did her fashion sense go with her? Because this woman has been looking rough these past few months. I’m not talking about her body either: I’m talking about the clothes that she chooses to put on her body. They are awful.

Look at those pants. Look at those plants and tell me why they exist. Or, ok, I can see why they exist, but explain to me why Beyonce wore them out in public to a Knicks game instead of at home to go to bed. And why is she insisting on wearing that hat and sunglasses combo? One time could be cute and quirky, but if it’s going to become a habit, then I revoke my support immediately. And those shoes. I actually had to zoom in on her feet to see that the tips are pink and the sides are clear and she’s not just wearing ridiculously narrow heels. If you know how much feet gross me out, then you know that I’m dedicated to this cause. It’s the cause of revealing Beyonce’s offensive fashion choices and persuading her to seek help in the future. It’s very near and dear to my heart.

One last thing: I think I saw those pants in a JC Penney catalog at my grandma’s house in 1997. And I think she circled them with a highlighter.

A photo of Beyonce

But what do you think?

April 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Beyonce

7 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Beyonce’s Post-Baby Fashion”

  1. mireee says:

    Meh, I have pants like that. They’re funky and most of all, comfy. I hail all fashion trends that mean women can go around comfortable.

  2. Blu says:

    Holy shit! I thought that was (the wookie)OOOooppppssss!!!!!

  3. BabyDog says:

    Years ago my jeans ripped right in the ass at Disney animal kingdom while getting off a ride. Emergency. So I had to go to the gift shop and pay 70 bucks for a pair a pants that looked… well exactly like those horrors. Even at a theme park filled with the most unfortunate looking people, I was ashamed.

  4. Sammy says:

    if she really had a baby her boobs would be twice the size. do people still believe she gave birth? did people EVER believe that?

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