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Um, Wait: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis?

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What, are we back in 2002 now or something? According to X17, Ashton and Mila were photographed together on what appeared to be a day-long date, complete with flirty looks, hand-holding, and maybe a bit of circle time:

Ashton Kutcher has rebounded (again) after the breakup of his marriage to Demi Moore — this time, with his former That 70’s Show co-star Mila Kunis!

X17 photographers have spotted the actors together on multiple occasions, recently. Ashton and Mila have even spent the night at each others’ houses!

Today we saw the two furniture shopping and grabbing a sushi dinner together tonight at Asanebo in Studio city before they returned to Ashton’s new mega-mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

Our photographer tells us the couple looked more than cozy together inside the restaurant: “Ashton was touching Mila’s hand and Mila was all dressed up. She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends — this was a full-on date!”

Mila was wearing skin-tight skinny jeans and super-high heels, while Ashton was in his uniform — a baseball cap and sweater. Ashton chauffeured, with Mila in the back seat.

Alright. So I might have been wrong about that whole “circle time” thing, but hey. Let’s not pretend it isn’t what it is, OK? I also know that Ashton’s a complete tool, but I’m thinking that I really, really like this pairing, and it’s not because I was a big fan of That 70’s Show back in the day. No, it’s because Mila’s one tough-ass bitch, and if anyone can hold her own against this gigantic bag of dicks, she’s probably it.

If you take away all of the ridiculousness that Ashton’s displayed over the past few years, and deduct his douchiness from his general net-worth, you might actually have a semi-decent person (granted, you’d have an entirely different person altogether, but that’s completely aside from the point), so I guess if I had to pair him with a reasonable, attractive, A-list-type woman, I’d probably choose Mila Kunis. I mean, wouldn’t you?

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