Did you guys hear? The Duchess’s sister Pippa—of bum fame—might be headed to jail. Wouldn’t that be something? Apparently a friend she was traveling with over the weekend decided to pull a gun on one of those crazy-intrusive photographers just, you know, doing their job, and it was obviously caught on film.
The photographer was pursuing Pippa and her friends through the streets of France (safe, that is; sounds familiar, doesn’t it?), and when the photographer got close enough, the driver of the car pulled a gun and aimed it at the cameraman. The photographer filed a complaint, which, according to the Paris Judicial Police, will be investigated, and charges could be brought against those in the vehicle, including Pippa, but she probably won’t be charged with anything, in reality.
Sources are now saying that the gun is a “fake,” and in any case, come the f-ck on. ABC News reports that the photographer knew the entire time that the weapon was a counterfeit, and is using the story for publicity:
ABC News has learned that the photographer says he knew all along the gun was a fake and has been telling people he never felt scared. Even friends of one of the young fashionistas in the car told ABC News today that they have the toy gun in their possession.
The Sun had reported that the Paris Judicial Police department is “poised” to launch a probe into the incident, but police told ABC News that there is no investigation, because no one has filed a complaint.
But yeah, what a c-nt, right? Let’s smile because your douchebag boyfriend thinks it’s cool to aim a possibly-loaded firearm at an innocent person who’s also operating a vehicle. Or, you know, let’s smile because it’s fun to pretend that fake guns are real and it’s still totally cool to point something in an attempt to make them think that their life is over because of some f-cking stupid picture. In either case, that’s nice. Real classy stuff right there, folks.
Sorry, the paparazzi aren’t “innocent”. They are nothing more than harassing stalkers. Even the stalkers said they weren’t worried cause they knew it was a toy.
Typical media people. If they saw a gun on a table in real life, they’d probably pee their pants and cry.
I’m with Chuck. Paparazzi chasing once-removed royal entourage members through France? Deserve what they get.
But hey, I’m sure you’re TOTALLY disinterested in the process of getting invasive pictures of celebs, right? So your comments are clearly deserving of serious consideration.
Next time pull the trigger.
Fuck the paparazzis. And fuck the royals. Bunch of leeches living off the taxpayer in Britain, Spain, and anywhere else.
Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?