Well, I know that Demi Lovato hasn’t been quite so lovely lately, what with her recent talk of breaking things and trashing dressing rooms “just for the hell of it” and her tired old dating advice, not to mention her mooning over that gross Wilmer Valderrama on Twitter. So yeah, she’s kind of in a rut when it comes to all that, but physically, she’s still gorgeous.
And she’s absolutely stunning in this photo she posted – where else? – on Twitter, with the caption “no makeup!”
Ok, first of all, girl, please. I’m not too great with makeup, and even I can tell that she’s definitely not makeup free. Lips don’t look like that naturally, and most people don’t have skin that smooth. So I’m not just refusing to buy this “no makeup” lie, I actually know for a fact that it’s not true. And I’m offended.
When celebrities go out of their way to be all “look at me, I’m not wearing any makeup!” then they better damn well be telling the truth. They better be Vanessa Minnillo, lounging around all wrapped up in a blanket and eating popcorn. This whole trend of celebrities lying about their makeup is annoying, dishonest, and it seems like a blatant attempt to incite comments like “OMG ur sooooo pretty!!!!” and “I wish I could look as good as you!” Guess what, commenters, people everywhere have been sprucing up their natural appearance for years with this newfangled paint they call makeup, and you can do it too!
I can’t believe I’m saying this, and this really hurts to say, but please shut up, Demi Lovato. For your sake and mine, I need you to just hush your mouth, get off Twitter, and take a moment to collect yourself. You’re still pretty, but you need to tone it down.