Remember we reported a few weeks ago that Megan Fox was probably pregnant? Well I came across these photos of Megan and her “entourage” on their way to Easter festivities this past weekend, and she was being shielded by an umbrella. If that doesn’t say, “I’m pregnant!” then I don’t know what does. No, wait, sorry, I do: a baby bump would say “I’m pregnant!”, unless you’re Beyonce, of course. That’s not necessarily a valid indicator of pregnancy. But this, this definitely is.
In related news, Megan claims that her recent interview with Jalouse magazine was misinterpreted, and she didn’t mean that whole thing about being pretty and not ever wanting to be one of those unfortunate unattractive women. From Us Magazine:
An annoyed Fox took to her Facebook page Friday to clarify her comments. “Sigh. The actual comment, the context and its intention are grossly distorted and misrepresented here,” Fox writes on her profile page, adding that poor translation is really to blame. “I gave this interview in English obviously,” she says. “It was then translated to French and now back into English.”
The actress insists the quotes are completely out of character for her, and says she’s not the type to make the type of “vapid self serving comments” printed by the magazine. In fact, Fox asserts, “[I am] in contradiction…uncontrollably self deprecating.”
Hm. Well, OK. She’s got a problem with French people then who do translating services for magazines. I get it. She’s a pregnant, hormonal lady who’s taking out her frustrations on people who “barely understand” what she’s saying. It’s probably because she’s too pretty, you know.
Wow. Really though, I’m trying to think of any other reason they’d hold up that umbrella and I’m drawing a blank.
LOL
It’s hilarious how ridiculous they all look. And then there’s Megan, Stone Cold Bitch in the middle of it all.
I can’t wait until she pops out that kid and then does a bunch of interviews bragging about what an awesome Mother she is.