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5New Couple Alert: Of Course Lana Del Rey is F-cking Axl Rose

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From TMZ:

Lana Del Rey’s obsession with Axl Rose went to a whole new level last night, when the 25-year-old songstress and the 50-year-old rocker left the Chateau Marmont together.

Lana was spotted at an Axl/GnR show in Hollywood last month — and back before she made it big, she recorded a song called “Axl Rose Husband.”

The pair got into an SUV together, with Axl almost sitting in the back seat with her before hopping in the front.

Hm. I’m not sure if this is hot or just plain old gross. Lana‘s kind of a step away from being the poster child for plastic surgery, and she doesn’t exactly strike me as the picture of perfect mental health, and then there’s Axl Rose, who’s 50 and … who’s also a step away from being the poster child for plastic surgery, and who doesn’t exactly strike me as the picture of perfect mental health. Never mind, you’re right. These two are actually completely perfect for one another, what the hell was I thinking assuming otherwise?

It could be worse, I suppose. She could be going after Bret Michaels, you know.

How do you guys feel about Lana shacking up with Axl?

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April 7, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Lana Del Rey

5 Responses to “New Couple Alert: Of Course Lana Del Rey is F-cking Axl Rose”

  1. GabZilla says:

    I think you should add another possible answer: “Who the f*ck cares?”.

  2. mina says:

    Does she get paid to wear all that denim? The entire outfit is awful.

  3. blah says:

    Everytime I see an old guy wearing a hat (particularly at night), I’m inclined to believe its because he’s going bald.

  4. mama said knock you out says:

    I’D watch their sex tape.

  5. Yak says:

    Dude’s a woman beater. Is she completely off her nut?

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