Objectively speaking, because I’m kind of hot-and-cold over LeAnn Rimes most times, I don’t like it. She looks way better as a blonde, and even if her “normal” sunny blonde isn’t natural, that’s OK. Sometimes you just don’t look good the way God intended, and change is necessary. In this case, LeAnn does not wear brunette well. It makes her look terribly average, and while that’d be good for anyone else, you know how LeAnn hates to be anything even CLOSE to average, and she tries and tries and tries to overcome that obstacle by her constant displays of public bikini, girl-on-girl action for her husband, and on-again, off-again Twitter feuds with her husband’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.
So what’s she doing to distract us from the brunette mistake she apparently made? She’s going to write a tell-all book about her cheating heart, marrying Squints McShrinknuts out from underneath his wife, and surviving the fallout thereafter! From E!:
… A publishing source tells E! News that Rimes’ rep has been “putting out feelers” to find the right person to help write her autobiography and “tell LeAnn’s side of the story in her own voice.”
So will this be a juicy tell-all?
Maybe so. A publishing source says she “wants it to be a very honest book so she can speak directly to her fans and tell her side of the story. She’s been through a lot of changes over the past few years and this is her chance to speak candidly to her fans.”
Also planning to write a book is Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tweeted last month that her story “has been a long time coming [and it’s] about surviving divorce.”
Oh, so Brandi’s writing one, too. Or is LeAnn writing one in response to Brandi’s? Is that what’s going on here? Because if it is, I suppose it’s only par for the course, after all. Will you read the book? More importantly, how do you feel about the hot, dark brown mess atop her head?