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7I’ve Got a Lot of Questions About Kris Humphries’ New Photo Shoot

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… But mostly, I think I just really want to know why he’s wearing so much eyeshadow.

I’ve got other questions, too, like ‘how does it feel to be dumped for Kanye West’, and ‘why do Kim’s friends hate Kris so much’, because Kim’s people are blasting him for hanging out in the spotlight where Kim left him. From the Huffington Post:

“The pictures are ridiculous and just go to show how far Kris is willing to go to remain in the public spotlight,” a friend of Kim’s tells me. “I haven’t spoken with Kim about them, but you know she will get a good laugh when she sees them.”

[Another friend says] “He’s a dude, he’s in great shape and very attractive and wanted to show that off,” Derek Warburton tells me. “He was getting pulverized week after week on the cover of every magazine, and he’s cool. I wanted people to see that. This has blown up. Everyone is talking about Kris now.”

But Kris’s rep’s claim that the interview is on the up and up and has nothing to do with exploiting his sham-marriage to Kim any further:

“The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”

So, I don’t know. I just don’t. Is Kris a bad guy? No, I don’t think so. Is he overstaying his welcome in the celebrity world? That’s subjective. Some would argue that because Kim “created” him, he’s got every right to be there. Since she exploited him and molded him to be “famous,” this is the result. Who, after all, has the ultimate authority to decide who deserves to be famous for whatever reasons anyway, when we’ve got people like f-cking Snooki and The Situation and all of those ho-bag teen moms running around? At least Kris Humphries has things going for him – like how he’s, you know, a professional basketball player and not, YOU KNOW, famous for no reason other than the fact that his family has money and can throw it around like it’s piss on a dirty whore.

April 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

7 Responses to “I’ve Got a Lot of Questions About Kris Humphries’ New Photo Shoot”

  1. katie says:

    This was a photo shoot for Out magazine, right?

  2. blah says:

    Uh, Kim got famous for a big ass and letting Ray J pee on her. The idea that Kim “created” him and should “allow” him to stay in the spotlight is pretty comical.

  3. blah says:

    Ok, so after looking at these photos I’ve decided that despite his head being a little Frankenstein-y and the photo shoot theme being just awful, he’s got a damn good body. Also, the only decent photo of him is that last one.

    • crab says:

      Haha you forgot to include a pig nose! I don’t find him attractive at all but I have to agree he does have a good body! I love bulging biceps!! :)

  4. liz says:

    No use for him his fifteen minutes are up.

  5. JadeDragon says:

    That is one creepy photo shot. Ewww

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