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Oh. My. God.

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Christina Aguilera is smoking! I mean, she’s not *smoking*, she’s hot. She looks great. This is her and her boyfriend person leaving a restaurant in L.A. last night, but really, none of those details actually matter. Her hair looks like she took a brush and maybe some mending serum to it, her clothes are the right size and flatter her curvy figure, and there’s no sign of the cheap red lipstick that formerly made her look like your grandfather’s trashy neighbor in the nursing home who was always trying to look decades younger than her centurion age, and not because she was crazy, because she was an old ho.

Honestly, the only thing I’d put the kibosh on would be those shoes. They’re far too large and clunky to wear with that dress. Or those legs. No, Christina needs something light and delicate and maybe open-toed to really offset everything else she’s got going on, but come on. I’m not going to complain. She’s improved her style by leaps and bounds over the past few months and instead of ragging about footwear (I mean, I can just as soon as not look down), we should be championing her efforts to look nothing like the non-presentable lush that she’s been for so long.

Girl even had a little write-up in Us magazine, where she talked about her style – for probably the first time in three years – instead of trying to hide it and pretend it wasn’t the big, ugly elephant in the room:

“I like to keep it fresh and interesting,” the 31-year-old judge told Us Weekly of her style on the show [The Voice]. “I get bored and I’m an artist first and foremost. I’m from the world of making videos and touring and I love theatrics.” She added: “That’s why sometimes you’ll see me with a hat, sometimes you’ll see me just a little more subdued like today,” referencing the curve-hugging tangerine dress she wore with spiked Christian Louboutin heels and oversized hoop earrings on Tuesday’s episode.

And isn’t that just great, guys? Not only is she dressing like a normal human being, but she’s talking like one, too. No grunts and farts and splotchy noises when she moves anymore. It’s like we have a completely new person on our hands, and I think I’d like to acquaint myself with her all over again, maybe.

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  • Definitely an improvement. While not pre-Gaga hot, she’s definitely looking better. For a girl in an average town, she’s definitely hot. For a girl trying to make it in LA as a pop singer, she’s approaching sexy and by the way my scale goes ok->cute->sexy->beautiful->babe->hot. There are multiple paths on the scale..it’s entirely possible for a girl to jump from cute to beautiful or from ok directly to hot so it really is more like a tree but still, I’ll refer to it as my “scale”.

    That dress isn’t doing it for me. Random thought, does the boyfriend deserve any credit for pouncing on her when she was hot, staying with her on the weight roller coaster and then possibly helping her to slim it down and return to eventual hotness?

  • her hair was AWESOME on the voice last night, i’m so glad someone is talking about her. it’s like she saw how God-awful she looked during the pre-recorded shows and got her stylist (or a new one?) to step up their game.

  • I watch the voice – and thought she looked like hell through all the shows until this past Monday. She looked different – each time they showed her I was trying like hell to figure out what it was that was making her look different. The only thing I could come up with is that she’s losing lbs. ? Dunno – but work it girl!

  • i hope all you worthless fucks die. does it make you feel good to criticize other people who are obviously far more successful than you? fucking die, all of you.

  • The dude appears to be possibly on the verge of intoxication. Christina is hot, the rustic doorway is classic!

  • I’ve always had a HUGE crush on Christina, ever since “Genie In A Bottle.” She still looks sexy and beautiful as always, just that she’s getting older and starting to “fill out” more, it happens. Her body is still very hot and her face is gorgeous as always. I’d date her in a heartbeat! : ). That lucky dork she’s with looks like a vampire! When’s the last time he saw the sun!

  • When a woman is with a man who treats her like a lady, and loves her no matter how crappy she may look from time to time, then she can really start to blossom. Hopefully that’s what’s happening with her now. He seems ike a really solid supportive guy and that may be all that she needed to help her up her game to the next level. Also, she’s maturing, as we all are, maybe she’s still looking for her athentic self, as we all are.

  • Christina has matured beautifully. No more need for her to go through the “image changes” trying this look and then trying that look. Now she’s into her OWN look and it’s made quite a difference. I think her current man is also part of her self-esteem boosting and that always has a blossoming effect on girls on the verge of true womanhood. She’s made the transition…