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This Would Be Kim Kardashian’s Real Butt

photo of kim kardashian in the dominican republic real butt ass pic
Look, it’s Kim Kardashian’s ass on vacation! She’s really taking it easy here, huh? Letting it all hang out, thinking that no one’s there to catch her while she suns her ass … ets. Everyone deserves a vacation, guys. Even lying, cheating, famesluts. That’s probably one of the most difficult, trying jobs of all. You’d need a few days off, too, if you were her.

Also, see this photo of Kim grabbing Wendy’s at the airport in the Dominican Republic on her way home? This one?:

photo of kim kardashian dominican republic airport pics
I was there. Like, literally. I remember how unbelievably open-air the airport was and I marveled at the fact that there were actual operating restaurants inside. I, too, chose the Wendy’s on my way home from the DR, and it was a good choice. See, here’s a photo of me from back in the day eating my Wendy’s and drinking my beers pre-flight:

photo of sarah taylor spangenberg dominican republic trip pics
Don’t laugh, I know. I was wearing my glasses and no bra because I had packed all lacy things and lace sucks on a fresh tan, and also, I was pretty hungover. Plus, if you couple those things with the facts that I was leaving paradise to return to cold weather + no air conditioning during meal time, you’d probably have a sadmad face, too. Anyway, we’re not here to discuss my un-photogenic-ness. We’re here to talk about the validity of Kim Kardashian’s ass. It’s real, guys. There’s no doubt about that. Even though, yeah, she’s Photoshopped for days in all of her ads and staged photo ops and you normally can’t tell her tits from her ass, but these pictures, guys. These pictures. There’s a definite ass-tits differential there, and if – if! – Kim’s ass has been surgically altered (a notion that I’m starting think is wrong more and more as the days go by), then she’s definitely closed up shop on the upkeep and maintenance of her plastic parts. Don’t get me wrong, though, now: it’s a fine, fine ass. It’s just not an ass that I’d pay money for, you know?
And she shouldn’t have, either, if she wasn’t willing to take proper care of the thing.

Bikini images courtesy of The Superficial

18 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Kim’s got a big ass and yea, it’s not an in-shape “I work out like a maniac” ass but in the end, looking at it get’s me stiff so … mission accomplished. And Sarah, you do look cute in that picture and this isn’t intended as an insult but you women always seem to take things the wrong way … but I prefer the laid back “this beauty took ZERO effort” look … it’s honest and usually way more attractive ;-)

    • I’m actually flattered, all jokes and sarcasm aside (for probably the second time in my life). :D

  • Sarah you are looking sad, but hot! Kartrashian has nothing on you, other than a butt that’s 5X bigger than anything normal…and I like butts…

  • Damn, I’ve been in that same airport. Had I seen you I’d have whisked you away for another 2 weeks of fun in the sun…. Ive always said you were cute, this picture proves me wrong… You’re hot, plus the cleave makes me weak in the knees… Classic, natural beauty beats all the plastic surgery,Photoshop,and airbrushing that passes for beauty today!!! Great pic…

  • Sarah, smile :) Your tan and lines are great! Ilove the braless mature appeal of your bosom. Kim K can kiss my a..

  • I dont see ANYTHING wrong with her ass, it looks pretty fucking perfect to me. Like a real woman, not some plastic bitch. She looks hot in all the pictures, I see absolutely nothing wrong with them! Im a 38 year old, mother of 1, from FL, just a normal lady and I say she looks great!