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3Megan Fox: Possibly Pregnant, Definitely Dumb

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I was so worried, you guys. I was really scared that Megan Fox was going to stop being so stupid and start being kind of likable. It was weighing heavy on my heart, friends, it truly was. But here’s the good news: I don’t have to worry anymore, because Megan went and said something dumb in an interview! Hooray!

From Us Weekly:

Megan Fox is undoubtedly pretty, but humble? Not so much.

In an interview with April issue of France’s Jalouse magazine, the 25-year-old Friends With Kids star says she’s happy to be seen as one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. “I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”

Despite her good looks, the actress, who’s been married to Beverly Hills, 90210 alum BrianAustinGreen, 38, since 2010, says she hates participating in photo shoots.

“I hate taking pictures. I never look at them, otherwise I would have to change everything,” Fox explains. “I prefer not to see any and trust the photographer, who knows his job.”

“I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.” That’s the part I want to talk about. Because, ugh, Megan Fox, just shut up. But ok, I get it. No one’s sitting around thinking “man, I sure wish I could be less attractive.” And if you’re Megan Fox pretty, then of course it would make sense for you to be happy with your looks. But why would you even say that? That’s just a shitty thing to say, and I can’t be all that surprised, considering the source, but come on now. There has to be at least a few moments when Megan is talking that internally she realizes that she shouldn’t be, right?

And hey, what’s with the big jump between “I live well with my image,” considering yourself attractive, and “I hate taking pictures”? It sounds like she’s saying that she doesn’t like looking at herself in photos, doesn’t it? Like she’s trying to pull a “oh, I look so awful, please!” when obviously she knows that she looks like a doll. It just seems disingenuous and annoying, and I’m over it. You’re pretty, Megan, we get it. Of course you wouldn’t trade your place with an unattractive girl, but what about a smart girl or a talented girl or a girl with any evident substance at all?

Now that we’ve discussed Megan’s words, let’s go ahead and look at her pictures from the magazine’s photo shoot, all right? You can see her startling inability to make facial expressions and how someone tried to paint mascara tears on her face to give her the appearance of having emotions. It’s pretty crazy to watch.

If she actually is pregnant, then I hope she can just stay inside and be a mom for a while, because I’m getting sick of her again. It’s not that I think she’s a bad person, I just think she should shut her mouth is all. What about you?

March 29, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Megan Fox

3 Responses to “Megan Fox: Possibly Pregnant, Definitely Dumb”

  1. Krys says:

    I’d rather be natural than have all my beauty artificially put on me by plastic surgery, like her.

  2. Tara says:

    Bitter much? You hate her for acknowledging her looks AND for not liking pictures of herself? You are projecting.

  3. mama said knock you out says:

    STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR FACE, plastic surgery addict mizz fox, just stop.

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