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Seriously, Madonna Was Never Talking About Drugs, Gosh!

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You guys, I am absolutely loving this whole feud between Madonna and Deadmau5. It’s got everything: a typically ignorant celebrity saying something that’s typically ignorant, and a celebrity that I really don’t know that much about steps in and says the obviously right thing. I get a someone new to appreciate and a new reason to mock an ignorant celebrity! What’s not to love?

But you know what’s going on between these two: Madonna showed up at a music festival over the weekend and asked “how many people in this crowd have seen molly,” molly being a another name for ecstasy. Deadmau5 called her out for sending a bad message to the young people in the crowd, and Madonna was all indignant about it because obviously she was referencing a song called “Have You Seen Molly” by that well-known musician, Cedric Gervais, and anyone who’s anyone would get that.

And now Cedric Gervais has decided to step into the conversation. He’s got Madonna’s back, and he’s confirming that he really does have a song called “Have You Seen Molly,” which is all about a girl named Molly! Yep, definitely not even about drugs at all, not even a little bit. If you don’t believe me, you can check out the teaser for the music video:

See? Now don’t we all just feel so dumb? Could it be any clearer that none if this is about drugs in any way? Man, don’t we all just feel like a bunch of dummies now? I mean, the fact that she named her new album MDNA is just a total coincidence, ok? God, some people.

But ok, look. I know a lot of people are wondering what the big deal is, so I’ll tell you what I think the big deal is, ready? Here goes: Madonna is one of the most annoying celebrities that ever happened, and everything that comes out of her mouth is total bullshit. That’s all. Sure, it wasn’t that neat of her to make references to drugs around a young crowd, but to be honest, I really don’t think that crowd would be super influenced by anything Madonna has to say. Regardless, she really needs to get off her pretentious horse and quit pretending to be some hip young happening thing. Maybe then she could actually make some decent music.

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