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7Look, It’s Another Kardashian Ad!

A photo of Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian

It’s an ad for the new Kardashian Kollection swimwear collection, and unlike that lingerie ad, this one hasn’t been Photoshopped at all!

Oh goodness, you guys, I can’t keep that up all the way throughout this whole story: the Kardashians are Photoshopped. There, I said it. They’ve been ridiculously Photoshopped. Just look at Khloe and her torso. Do you see her waist? Or rather, her lack of one? I’m not calling her fat, because she’s not, I’m just saying that I’m pretty sure her waist measurement isn’t the same as an eight-year-old’s. But really, get a good look at her hand there: hand on hip, pretty normal pose, right? Except after the Photoshopping, she’s just got her fingers oddly placed on her waist, and what used to be her hip has been replaced with air. I’m not even going to start on Kourtney and Kim. The magic of editing, right?

Of course, all the Kardashian girls have already expressed their excitement over the photo. Kim did it by way of her blog, and Kourtney and Khloe went through their beloved Twitter, but here’s what they had to say:

Kim: ”We’re so proud of the swimwear collection and I think you guys are going to love it!! I’m wearing the blue ruffle bikini, which is one of my favorites!”

Kourtney: ”Ready for summer in my Kardashian Kollection bikini! What do you guys think?”

Khloe: “Love this new pic of me and my sisters rocking our Kardashian Kollection swimwear line!!!!  So ready for summer!!!!!”

What I want to know is how this whole thing happens at all. I know that excessive Photoshopping is pretty much the norm nowadays, but how does it work? Do the models see the pictures and go “oh my gosh, no, edit out the majority of my body,” or do photographers and editors sit the models down and let them know that they plan on editing out the majority of their bodies? Do the models just assume that once the photos actually get to where they’re going they’ll inevitably be Photoshopped beyong recognition? Are the models ever upset about it, do they worry that they’re not pretty enough already, or is it just part of the procedure now? And lastly and most importantly, does anyone really think that we won’t notice?

March 28, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily

7 Responses to “Look, It’s Another Kardashian Ad!”

  1. erica says:

    Ha! Look at kims right arm its all fat and weird lol

  2. Toonsis says:

    Poor Khloe :(

  3. puddin says:

    Why do these ads always cover Khloe up in some way? Don’t answer that, actually.

  4. Maxx says:

    May an undertow do us all a favor and take them away

  5. Susan says:

    Hey Khloe is so shy…she would look amazing in a bikini…she is not big!

  6. notAnegro says:

    You stupid Armenian Negro-fuckers just don’t get it, do you?

    A: You all look like mornons
    B:I’m sure all the blacksletball and foolsball negros love you, no matter what you do, because you throw your fat Armenian pussy at any and all of them.

  7. notAnegro says:

    I’m sure your Armenian, dead father is SO proud of you girls for deciding that Bubble-lipped Negros are the best option for the continuation for your STUPID race. Fucking RETARDS!. Please, all of you, bleach your vaginal lips before you pose again for Playboy.

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