It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dog and Beth photo: Elaine
“Ok babe, the guys from Greenpeace are gone and won’t try to shove us back into the water.”
First runner-up: VicVegas
“This photo offers a rare glimpse of the elusive tribe that inhabits the island of the white trash.”
Second runner-up: Chuck
““Why is she wearing my shorts and who put me in her sarong?”
Congrats to Elaine! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS……gas.
Come over here little girl I want to show you something!
The elf in the back attempts to shift away slowly as Santa gets drunk again and starts challenging passers-by to fight their way off the naughty list.
Awesome
If it wasn’t for the damn arthritis, I could properly flip you off!
Haha!
Hey, wanna hear about a fun little game I host….
Come a little closer, you bastard, so I can rip your nuts off.
“Hey, Judy! Am I late for the ‘Wizard of Oz’ auditions”?
“Mr Sutherland.” “Hey Donald.” “You photo scabbing sob, can’t you see …. it’s only me, ….. Aqualung.” “Mmmyeah … dee de de dee,… de dee dee dee de dee dee.” “Shhh, I’m his driver.” ” Heez head is as, thick as a brick, holmes.” “One day its call me Jethro, the next Ian, heez loco.” “I’ll get the car and bring it around Mr. Anderson, Mr. Tull?” “Que pasa, with this guy?”
Is that the President to the left?! I can’t believe Gandolf didn’t dress up more to meet him!
Come around a little later Crap Game and we’ll show ya.
Santa Clause makes obscene gesture when asked if rumours of Elf cruelty are true.
“Hey, wanna know a secret? Everyone wants to kick my ass as Snow so I just tell everyone I’m Ian McKellen, instead. Gandalf gets preferred parking, anyway.”
Psssy…You…Come there…Don’t stare, but is the dude behind me checking me out or what?
PSSST…You…Come there…Don’t stare, but is the dude behind me checking me out or what?
Come on children the candy my van…..
Come on children the candy is in my van…..
Hey! So with ship builders and moving trucks & zoos, my job is gonna be “cake” next time!
signed, Noah
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
Babe, the things I can do with these fingers….
I swear to you my name is Albus Dumbledore. Want to see my magic wand?