No, she really better, because if Brad Pitt really wants a piece of Jennifer Lawrence here, then not only does he deserve it, because she’s so hot and so is he, but he’s going to have a damn hard time resisting everything – everything! – she’s got going on, because wow. Girlfriend is f-cking on fire. These photos of Jennifer for IO Donna magazine, for example. She’s pretty covered up in comparison to a lot of cover models who are of-the-moment, and she still completely smokes all of the half-nude floozies that come and go in a minutes’ time. That’s real seduction right there, guys. Man. And then there’s this, which is the actual cover of the magazine:
Man. Right? Right? Anyway. Here are a few snippets from the interview, which are probably rough translations, and like all of the castmembers on Jersey Shore, I don’t know any Italian except for the naughty words. Enjoy!
On whether she feels ready for this big change [Ed. Note: becoming a major A-list star, I’m assuming]:
“Yes, I’m ready, but also terrified. But then how do you feel ready for something you do not know? I … I’m afraid.”
On being discovered:
“By pure chance. I was 14, I was in New York with my mother, standing on the sidewalk watching a rap-dancer, when a guy with a camera comes up and asks permission to take a picture. ‘Why not?’ my mother says, amused … In New York anything can happen. After a week I got a call at home and was asked to make a commercial. In short, I became a model, but without much enthusiasm. My agent, however, was always there, hammering: ‘Would you rather be a successful model or actress who is starving?’ For goodness sake, I have not had a moment’s hesitation.”
On the runaway success of the ‘Hunger Games’ trilogy:
“We live in a world obsessed with reality shows, we use the personal tragedies to entertain the audience and we want to shock people to succeed.”
On where she sees herself in a few years:
“With a family and many children. Acting is my job, but it is only a small part of my life, certainly not the most important. What really counts for me is to build lasting bonds.”
So, so cool. She wants kids! Brad Pitt just loves kids! Many kids, too! And I bet she’d actually marry him, too. Unlike, you know, some people that’ve probably missed that boat as it were.