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Love It or Leave It: J. Lo Looks Like Laffy Taffy

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If there’s one thing to be said about Jennifer Lopez, it’s that she’s got one amazing figure. Seriously, for her age group (and any age group, really) she looks totally unbelievable. This is something she should really be proud of, even if her stunt double is a man. Even if she’s dating someone named Casper. Who happens to be younger than even me. Who she may or may not be married to at this point, and no, I’m not joking. That’s the rumor that’s going around. Remember the kerfuffle that Emily talked about the other day? It was a rumor, and then it wasn’t, and then People stuck their nose in it and that put all rumors to rest for a few days, but it came back like the bad penny that it is and there was yet another statement made about a non-wedding. Yesterday afternoon, J Lo mentioned it all on Twitter, claiming that it didn’t happen (but not that it wouldn’t happen):

I keep seeing something about getting married. Surprise, surprise “they” are wrong…AGAIN. #boredtweet

So she didn’t get married. But that’s not to say that she won’t. Are you disappointed? Do you think it’s coming anyway? And this dress! How do you feel about it? I know it’s a lot of questions to consider first thing on a Saturday morning, but you’ve got all day to ponder them, guys. It’s been a big undertaking for me, thinking about all this J Lo love dramz, but it’s been worth it this whole time. You know.

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  • Like her or not, and I am not sure what talent she actually has,
    she has taken care of herself, unlike (ahem!) some other celebrities who are/were in their forties. Learn to grow old gracefully. I think she has, tho 42 is not really ‘old’ anymore.