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Christina Aguilera is Coherent and Not Completely Ill-Dressed!

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I just about fell off my chair when I looked at these photos. Could it possibly be that Christina Aguilera is in an outfit that actually flatters her lovely, softly-rounded, and very feminine figure? She is! And her makeup isn’t packed on like she’s trying to avoid the extra-bag fee! She’s not wearing garish red lipstick! The self-tanner is at a minimum! She doesn’t look wasted! Best of all, she looks nothing like this:

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And if there was anything amazing that could come out of this dreary, rainy Saturday afternoon, it’d be these photos. I’m *pleased as pie, guys. Pleased. as. pie.


*For once, I’m going to leave any pie innuendos at the door. Because it’s probably a Boston cream pie. And we all know how much … pie is good, OK? It’s good. And I’m not going to expound on that point any further. Christina Aguilera looks amazing in these photos, so praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

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