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Quotables: Madonna Needs to Lower Her Expectations

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“It’s about finding a man you can look up to, and comparing them to archetypes that I obviously adore—John Travolta in ‘Saturday Night Fever,’ Bruce Lee, Abraham Lincoln. I name people who I look up to and admire. I compare the object of my affection to all these people.”

- Madonna explains her process of choosing a mate.

No, I totally get where Madonna’s coming from on this one. See, my ideal man has always been a mix of the Goblin King from Labyrinth, Franklin Roosevelt, Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and the Kool-Aid man: I thought it was important to have a strong, solid partner who could survive polio, pull off eyeliner and glitter as well as I can, have a fun individual style, and be able to burst into a room and really take command. I found all these things in my boyfriend, and obviously, Madonna has found her dreamboat Bruce Lee/Abraham Lincoln hybrid in hers.

Who’s your ideal man?

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  • Axel Rose. I need someone who can survive Acid Rain Scare 2.0. Also, Keifer Sutherland, he’s been a vampire, a cowboy, a CIA operative, dismantled a-bombs, been in a Lars von Trier movie, been the hero, been the bad guy, has been brought back from the dead, has been a cartoon, has survived 80′s child stardom, didn’t end up with Julia Roberts, AND has a sexy Dad.

    • Also Darryl from the Walking Dead…you really need to start talking about The Walking Dead boys on here more. They are damn fine!

  • Johnny Depp’s commitment to his wife (not a cheater, at least for now)
    +Ben Stiller’s personality
    +Antonio Banderas’ accent
    +Dwayne Johnson’s body and teeth
    +Jon Bon Jovi’s face and hair
    ————————
    = My ideal guy

    but i ended marrying a guy that looks like a blonde version of Zack Galifianakis LMFAO

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