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Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots

A photo of Miley Cyrus

No joke, I almost put a frowny face at the end of that headline. You were about to read about how Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots :(, all right? That’s how strongly I feel about this.

Ok, Miley, listen. I know you’re a busy girl. I know you have really important things to do like smoke lots of weed and talk about stars. I respect that. But would it really have been so hard for you to park in a spot that wasn’t designated for handicapped people? I mean, you parked here to go to your pilates class. Wouldn’t it be neat to extend your workout a little by walking a few extra steps? And speaking of neat, wouldn’t it be neat to not take the space of someone who could have actually needed it?

Besides, you’re not the kind of person who parks in handicap spaces, Miley. You’re just not. You know who is that kind of person? Chris Brown. Chris Brown parks in handicap spaces, which is just one item in the long, long list of things Chris Brown screws up. You don’t have that kind of list, girl. Well, ok, you do, but I’m pretty sure there are no felonies on it. No, there’s a difference between enjoying a little experimentation with drugs and totally disregarding the needs of others, and you just stick to that first category, you hear? No bath salts though.

Really, it’s just frustrating to me because I don’t understand it at all. You have legs that work, there is nothing that is physically preventing you from walking a short distance. Why does this even happen? Is it laziness or carelessness? Do people say “yeah, this is kind of a shitty thing to do, but whatevs, I’ll be in and out, no problem,” or is it more like “I see you crusin’ in, grandpa, but you can wheel your ass in the Walmart from the back like everybody else!” or possibly something like “OMG, y’all, I need two soft tacos and a Baja Blast and I need it now!” Somehow I feel like in Miley’s case, her thought process is more like that last one.

What do you guys think?

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  • It’s her driver pulling up to let her in, not parking. I’m sure she was just trying to avoid paparazzi.

  • I don’t really feel one way or another about the girl, but she’s just getting picked up. Do you know how many times I’ve swung into an empty handicap parking space to drop somebody off? True, I only do that when the lot’s mostly empty and there are no disabled drivers around, but it doesn’t really look like she was parked there for long.

  • This is one of the dumber posts on this site. Seriously, how hard did you have to try to come up with 4 paragraphs of bullshit for such a trivial picture? Slow news day, apparently.

  • another sign of an entitled “celeb”….I see Lindsey LoHan of the
    future! and how long was her “driver” waiting in handicapped? and
    who needs a freakin driver to go to a pilates class? I cant stand
    this no talent hag w/the whiskey voice!

  • Someone was picking her up. Also, I’m a little puzzled as to why they would have a handicapped spot at a Pilates place. It’s possible that handicapped people go to this place, but not likely. (I know that it’s due to the Disability Act that they have those handicapped spots–but still weird.)

  • Ok, I probably should have included more pictures. Miley went to to pilates with her friend, and they parked there, they both went in, did their business, and then left. Not cool.