Hey Madonna! Your muddled fake accents still suck!
Also, your video is way unimpressive, lady. Or, oh! Sorry. “Girl.” I’m assuming it’s you that you’re talking about when you say “Girl” gone wild, because let’s be honest: isn’t it always about you?
This is the video for Madonna’s latest single, ‘Girl Gone Wild’, and it features all of the staples of a traditional Madge video: black and white footage that I suppose is intended to be classic and artsy, half-naked men doing sexually provocative things, Madonna herself grinding on [fill in the blank - in this case it happens to be some wall], and the idea that she’s the master of disaster when it comes to dominating everyone in her life. FIERCE, BABY, FIERCE.
I guess if you’re a die-hard Madonna fan, you’ll probably be all over both the song and the video, but as an objective observer, I think it’s sub-par at best, performed by a self-obsessed twit who has a serious aging complex, but I’ve been wrong before. Just like I was wrong about that there “objective observer” thing. Anyway. Honest-to-goodness, I unintentionally tuned out for the last forty seconds or so of the video (my whites were coming out of the washer), so please – if I missed anything seriously critical, do let me know. I’ve got this sneaking suspicion that I didn’t, though, and I’m pretty glad laundry won out in the end.