After Lindsay Lohan‘s latest run-in with the law (stop hitting people with your car, Lindsay!), our girl’s decided to stop taking chances. She’s finally realized that she’s unable to step outside of her home without getting into trouble, and so in order to avoid going back to jail, she’s decided to just not do that. Yes, Lindsay is “putting herself on house arrest,” at least for the rest of the month.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is done gambling with her freedom — after another bout with troublejust this week, she is following the advice of her closest friends and putting herself on lockdown until her probation is up in two weeks … TMZ has learned.
Although she claims she did nothing wrong, Lindsay once again found herself in the news this week for all the wrong reasons … when a clubgoer claimed LiLo hit him with her car in Hollywood early Thursday morning.
According to our sources, the latest incident prompted people close to Lindsay to beg her to stop going out at night until her probation is over. We’re told Lindsay agreed and will now only leave her house when she really has to … like for her court ordered community service at the morgue.
Her probation is scheduled to end March 29.
How big a problem do you have to have if you have to be like “no, you know what, I can’t even leave my house without screwing up, so I’m just going to settle in here”? Is it seriously that hard to not hit someone with your car? I mean, I get that addiction is a bitch, but I think there’s a big difference between someone in recovery staying away from bars and clubs and old hangouts because it’s too tough to fight the old instinct to get drunk or get high and someone staying away from the entire outside world because it’s too tough not to follow laws. If you don’t think that you can leave your house without doing damage to yourself or someone else, then I think it’s time to stop focusing on staying out of jail and to start focusing on, you know, being able to function in this world.
But hey, Lindsay’s probation ends on March 29th, isn’t that exciting?! That’s only ten short days away, and then, provided she can get away with that whole hit and run thing, she’ll be a free woman. Do you think she can make it, or do you think something will come up right at the end and send her to another hard stint in the big house? Are you as riveted as I am?
I do wish she would stop putting her fingers in her mouth. What IS that? Is it supposed to be flirty or sexy?
That’s the first thing I see whenever I see her photos….dear Lord, you are not Marilyn Monroe you disgusting meth face, take your disgusting finger that has been who-knows-where out of your mouth