Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess the Celebrity!

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Adorable, right? I thought maybe at first it was Jonathan Brandis (I know, remember him?), but then I got a good look at the kid’s fingernails and thought, no, the kid who played the young Bill Denbrough in Stephen King’s television adaption of It would never rock long, metallic mauve nails with gold rings.

…. WAIT. WAIT. Hold on one damn second! Jonathan Brandis is dead? Holy f-ck, where the hell have I been? I’m just finding this out now, as a surprise while researching photos of Jonathan Brandis playing the aforementioned It character? … OH. I see that it was back in 2003. 2003 was one of my ‘lost’ years, so I guess I could see how I might have missed it. But dead? He hanged himself? Are you kidding me? Oh my God. No, no one’s joking – and I suppose that wouldn’t be a funny joke to make, but damn. Talk about springing an unpleasant surprise on somebody when they least expect it! And now I have to continue on with this post as if nothing ever happened? Can we at least have a moment of silence for Jonathan Brandis – nine years later? Wow. My mind is just blown.

Well, since you’re already here, go on. Jump in to find out who the kid in the picture actually is.

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Yeah. It’s Gwen Stefani. Also, Gwen just joined Twitter. Isn’t that great? Does it actually pale in comparison to the fact that Jonathan Brandis is dead? Yes, it does. Jeez.

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  • I’m actually kind of surprised this was a guessing post because she looks exactly the same. I’m usually awful at this and when you said (late, great) JB, I thought you were talking about the Jason Bateman look-alike, b/c the little one was so clearly Gwen and it was a total whatchutalkinboutwillis moment. Anyway, I remember Jonathan Brandis dying, Tatiana Ali’s reactions and watching Ladybugs on repeat for a week. Now I’ve got to see if SeaQuest DSV is on Netflix. Never forget the talking dolphins.

  • I thought the eyes were familiar, but how about that nose? By the way, I had a huge crush on JB back in the day, and I definitely cried when he committed suicide. SeaQuest!!!!

  • The first thing I thought was, “Wow, she got a really close shave on her underarm without any redness!”

  • I have a moment of silence for him, now and again. Remember when he was dating Tatyana Ali? SeaQuest forever. <3

  • i’ve totally cried over jonny brandis’ death! poor chap…what a terrible way to go – must’ve had some pretty mean demons in there…

  • you first paragraph was super confusing. you thought it was johnathen but he would rock those long mauve nails. he’s not though, its the girl. then you keep talking about the guy then the whole time you’re talking about the girl.