Oh God, what's the arrest warrant for? For being too adorable while riding a bicycle and wearing a jaunty little hat? For crimes against humanity via fashion? Oh no, it's not heroin, is it?
No, it's none of those things. There's a warrant out for Russell Brand because of that time he threw some dude's phone through a window. Scandalous.
Ok, here's the original story. See, Russell was hanging out in New Orleans, probably hooking up with ladies and doing yoga, when out popped a har...
But really, what a surprise, huh? The last I remember, Charlize Theron was talking shit about grown women wearing Hello Kitty fashion, and now she's the mother of a little baby boy named Jackson. Crazy.
From Us Weekly:
Charlize Theron is now a mom!
A rep for the Oscar-winning actress, 36, tells Us Weekly in a Wednesday statement:
"Charlize Theron has adopted a child. She is the proud mom of a healthy baby boy named Jackson."
According to a source close to the single Young Adult star, little Jackson was...