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Love It or Leave It: Why, Rihanna, Why?

A photo of Rihanna

Rihanna has never been that great at dressing herself. It took me about three seconds to think of five seriously horrendous ensembles that this girl has worn, does that say anything?

But this right here? This double denim shit and the fanny pack? It’s a slap in the face, it truly is. I mean, she’s wearing a fanny pack with gold dollar signs. She’s actually wearing that. Why? What does it all mean? Am I missing something? Is Rihanna on the cutting edge of fashion? Does she know something that I don’t know? Is she being ironic? I don’t get it.

Just in case you didn’t just say “what the f*ck” quite as many times as you wanted to with the photo of that first ensemble, check out another ensemble that Rihanna recently wore out and about. I have to put it after the jump because it’s NSFW. See, when Rihanna went out and about, so did her nipples. Jesus.

A photo of Rihanna

Why? I don’t understand this. I’ve seen many a celebrity nipple in my time, but it’s usually from accidental slips or magazine shoots or leaked photos. It’s not because someone decides to just step outside with their nips exposed. I don’t get it.

Any theories?

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