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Rihanna’s Dad Thinks Chris Brown Is A “Nice Guy”

A photo of Rihanna

Ok, I’m going to kick things off by making a list of people who need to stop sucking Chris Brown‘s dick:



– Everyone else in the whole entire world

To reiterate, if you fall into one of those categories on the list above, then you need to stop any and all lust, appreciation, or admiration for Chris Brown. Does everyone understand? I hope this handy little list will help anyone who has any confusion as to whether or not they should still give Chris Brown their money and doting affection after he viciously assaulted someone.

But hey, you know who shouldn’t be confused about this? Rihanna’s dad. Call me crazy, but I think that Rihanna’s father should be one of the people who definitely, for sure don’t want Rihanna and Chris to reunite. It looks like I was wrong on this one though:

Rihanna’s dad won’t be getting any father of the year awards, judging from a new interview.

Not only is Ronald Fenty taking credit for Rihanna’s sleek physique, saying that he prodded her to workout by calling her “fat,” he also revealed that he would be fine if Rihanna were to rekindle her romance with Brown, who plead guilty to assaulting the singer in a lover’s quarrel turned physical in 2009.

”Chris is a nice guy and everybody’s entitled to make mistakes in their life. God knows how many I’ve made,” Fenty tells the new issue of Heat magazine, when asked about the singer collaborating with her ex on two songs. “She’s her own woman now.”

Before attending the 54th annual Grammys with his daughter, whose given name is Robyn Fenty, Ronald Fenty had last seen the singer when she visited Barbados in August. He said that, at the time, the “Birthday Cake” singer was not looking her best and that he wasn’t shy about critiquing her body.

“I actually thought she was a little fat the last time I saw her,” he said. “When I saw her at this year’s Grammys, I thought she was back to her normal size. I used to joke with her, ‘Robyn,you’re getting too fat.’ But I think she’s fine. I think she looked excellent, as everyone saw, at the Grammys. She’s dieting, she’s working out.”

After two years of not speaking, Rihanna and Fenty only started communicating again in 2010. At the time of their reunion, Fenty said, “Maybe we’re not as close as we were when she was growing up here … But we are blood, we do not stay angry.”

Instead of explaining yet again why the “everyone makes mistakes” argument doesn’t apply to Chris Brown (yes, everyone makes mistakes, but beating the hell out of someone is a pretty big one, and forgiveness shouldn’t come when the person you’re aiming to forgive is not sorry at all), I’m going to take some time to talk about that ol’ fat ass, Rihanna.

Here’s a picture of that cow from back in August, exactly the time when Rihanna’s dad said she was getting too fat:

A photo of Rihanna

Man, what a porker, right? You think such a damn whale would have the common courtesy to cover up a little bit. She’s so fat.

Is this whole thing entirely too frustrating for anyone else?

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  • so this is the one addicted to crack and alcohol.. calling her “fat”. I see..
    He should hook up with Dina Lohan. Parents of the Decade.

  • I recently created a new (very visual) behavior chart for my students. I had the class brainstorm and then vote on their favorite images that would illustrate them at their best (excellent!) down to their worst moments—I told them to consider images that they would, or would not want associated with their name. When we got to the lowest rung on our chart,
    I was impressed when a number of students thought that the image of Chris Brown would work well at this lowest level.