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People Are Saying Rihanna is Racist, Definitely Trying to Get Chris Brown Back

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Well of all the ridiculous, childish things … oh. Right. We’re talking about Rihanna here, the queen of ridiculous and childish. My bad.

So, the above photo? People are saying that it’s a dig at Chris Brown‘s Vietnamese girlfriend, Karreuche Tran. Why? I don’t know. The rice cakes. The Asian allusion. The black sunglasses and big, gold hoop earrings that Tran is supposedly famous for wearing all of the time. The Tweet, however, is the best part of it. It reads:

Ima make you my bitch.

Then there was also the lyric in Rihanna‘s new song, ‘Birthday Cake’, which reads, “Remember how you did it?, Remember how you fit it?, If you still wanna kiss it, Come, come, come and get it, Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping.” The song was done with Chris Brown himself. Dear God.

So anyway, of course, people – and Karreuche herself – decided that the photo and the Tweet (and the song lyric) were about her, and responded in kind:

“I’m Angeline (sic), you’re Jen. C’mon you see where Brad is at.”

This was posted on Tran’s Facebook page, which she later denied even existed. And who does not have a Facebook in this day and age. Come on.

Sigh. I just don’t even get these people. Who are they? Are they really middle-schoolers (with really, really bad tempers) in disguise? Are they trying to stir up some kind of drama to fit a half-cocked reality show plot? I don’t even know. Why is all of this fascination up and about over f-cking Chris Brown, anyway? Because, what, some people think he’s got an ample penis? Why would this Karreuche person even consider dating the douchebag after what happened a few years ago? I don’t know. Maybe she can take a punch better than Rihanna and has one of those fix-broken-men complexes. Honestly, who the hell knows. What a weird bunch of birds. Consider me completely be-f-cking-fuddled.

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